Dammit

Lucifer_Carroll · Mar 26, 2005

minsue said:
(falsetto) Not the misaccentinging!

Yes, we shall give you misaccentinging unto

[dunDunDUN!!]

Death. MWAHAHAHA!

Or until severe injury to the part of the brain that cares, whatever comes first.

BlackShanglan · Mar 26, 2005

Send some this way. It's "stupidly-late-or-possibly-stupidly-early-o'clock" over here.

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

erm
well, ive done my sleeping
is it worse to not sleep and be up at this godforsakentime
or
to sleep a little and be up at this godforsakentime

the world may nevah know.

BlackShanglan · Mar 26, 2005

vella_ms said:
erm
well, ive done my sleeping
is it worse to not sleep and be up at this godforsakentime
or
to sleep a little and be up at this godforsakentime

the world may nevah know.

I'm actually in the latter camp. Slept for three or four hours and now am up again.

What's your excuse?

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
I'm actually in the latter camp. Slept for three or four hours and now am up again.

What's your excuse?

hyperbrain syndrom

possibly, my intelligence seeks to come out only when im in the depths of REM sleep...so, i must awaken to capture it?

BlackShanglan · Mar 26, 2005

vella_ms said:
hyperbrain syndrom

possibly, my intelligence seeks to come out only when im in the depths of REM sleep...so, i must awaken to capture it?

So it's something like a fairy ... only coming out to dance in the moonlight.

Set out a saucer of milk.

Then net the little sucker and taunt it as the sun rises.

Sorry, sleeplessness and endorphins are doing strange things to my head.

Shanglan

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
So it's something like a fairy ... only coming out to dance in the moonlight.

Set out a saucer of milk.

Then net the little sucker and taunt it as the sun rises.

Sorry, sleeplessness and endorphins are doing strange things to my head.

Shanglan

id agree, but you dont seem much different now than you do on any other basis. rock on with your strange sef'
i think you should write a story about the odd mentality of sleep deprivation and how it leads to eventually writing pornography...

BlackShanglan · Mar 26, 2005

vella_ms said:
id agree, but you dont seem much different now than you do on any other basis. rock on with your strange sef'
i think you should write a story about the odd mentality of sleep deprivation and how it leads to eventually writing pornography...

I like it. Under the strain of intense sleep deprivation brought on by inability to consummate the creative act, our hero(ine) lays ambush for the muse and captures her. Muse is then licked, teased, nuzzled and tickled to the verge of orgasm repeatedly, each time denied fruition of climax. Our narrator ends dancing gleefully about sobbing muse chating "How do YOU like it?!?!"

Or not.

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
I like it. Under the strain of intense sleep deprivation brought on by inability to consummate the creative act, our hero(ine) lays ambush for the muse and captures her. Muse is then licked, teased, nuzzled and tickled to the verge of orgasm repeatedly, each time denied fruition of climax. Our narrator ends dancing gleefully about sobbing muse chating "How do YOU like it?!?!"

Or not.

do not scoff! i think that could be an excellent 'how to' or 'humor' category story...
I LIKE, I LIKE!!!
then again, *insert disclaimer* im a bit twisted.

Lucifer_Carroll · Mar 26, 2005

vella_ms said:
do not scoff! i think that could be an excellent 'how to' or 'humor' category story...
I LIKE, I LIKE!!!
then again, *insert disclaimer* im a bit twisted.

Nonsense, the truly twisted people think about how they could write the sequel where either the muse is turned into a bondage slave and simultaneously begins a long war of revenge tormenting the horse's creativity until in a fit of rage it kills the muse and is suddenly struck dumb by total lack of creativity and takes its own life in the barn in an ironically stereotypical fashion.

And then imagines how that'd look as a comic.

What? I didn't say it was me. okay, you got me. it's me.

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

Lucifer_Carroll said:
Nonsense, the truly twisted people think about how they could write the sequel where either the muse is turned into a bondage slave and simultaneously begins a long war of revenge tormenting the horse's creativity until in a fit of rage it kills the muse and is suddenly struck dumb by total lack of creativity and takes its own life in the barn in an ironically stereotypical fashion.

And then imagines how that'd look as a comic.

What? I didn't say it was me. okay, you got me. it's me.

its endearing that im not the only sicko on the boards. atleast we dont have to worry about some kind of sly sally struthers commercial about horse meat right after the slaughter.

not even i would stoop that low.

Lucifer_Carroll · Mar 26, 2005

vella_ms said:
its endearing that im not the only sicko on the boards. atleast we dont have to worry about some kind of sly sally struthers commercial about horse meat right after the slaughter.

not even i would stoop that low.

"A donation of a single pound of ironicly and tragically demised horse meat will feed over five starving children."

"And bondage muses can be traded for medical supplies"

And thus the bar already low was dropped once again.

Guest · Mar 26, 2005

Lucifer_Carroll said:
"A donation of a single pound of ironicly and tragically demised horse meat will feed over five starving children."

"And bondage muses can be traded for medical supplies"

And thus the bar already low was dropped once again.

i dont know that i've ever felt so proud..

im verklempt
talk amoungst yerselves...
ill give you a topic:
barbara, tragically too old for Yenta or practically perfect in every way?

carsonshepherd · Mar 26, 2005

You people. Your drunken/sleepless/inane ramblings are even brilliantly hilarious.

rgraham666 · Mar 26, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
You people. Your drunken/sleepless/inane ramblings are even brilliantly hilarious.

Seconded.

The things that go on here when I'm not around.

minsue · Mar 26, 2005

rgraham666 said:
Seconded.

The things that go on here when I'm not around.

Thirded.

The things that go on when I finally fall asleep.

Samandiriel · Mar 26, 2005

Hello again all you lovely people. :rose:

carsonshepherd · Mar 26, 2005

minsue said:
Thirded.

The things that go on when I finally fall asleep.

Does that tell you something mindy darling?

minsue · Mar 26, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Does that tell you something mindy darling?

Of course it does. Really, Carson, there's no need to feed my paranoia. It does just fine on its own.

matriarch · Mar 26, 2005

minsue said:
Of course it does. Really, Carson, there's no need to feed my paranoia. It does just fine on its own.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/blume/kavalier.gif

minsue · Mar 26, 2005

matriarch said:
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/blume/kavalier.gif

carsonshepherd · Mar 26, 2005

minsue said:
Of course it does. Really, Carson, there's no need to feed my paranoia. It does just fine on its own.

Would you rather me pet your peeves?

minsue · Mar 26, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Would you rather me pet your peeves?

It doesn't involve that curry comb you were recently wielding, does it? Those things are hell on a girl's skin.

carsonshepherd · Mar 26, 2005

minsue said:
It doesn't involve that curry comb you were recently wielding, does it? Those things are hell on a girl's skin.

I'm only trying to curry favor you know.

minsue · Mar 26, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I'm only trying to curry favor you know.

*groan*

Dammit

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