Dammit Laurel!

[Spinaroonie]

I can't add myself to my own buddy list? How will I know if I'm online or not? I have myself on AIM and I sent myself messages all the time! Next I wont be able to PM or email myself!

Why don't you want me talking to myself?

 

[alexandraaah]

She's trying to teach you the fine art of playing well with others.

Thank her.

 

[Siren]

 

[Spinaroonie]

She's trying to teach you the fine art of playing well with others.

Thank her.

I don't NEED others when I have myself!

 

[alexandraaah]

I don't NEED others when I have myself!

Apparently, this is not true.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Apparently, this is not true.

Well I need Laurel to help me get in contact with myself.

 

[lavender]

 

[Sillyman]

You need a talking to yourself thread. I've done them many times, and they are quite theraputic.

If you really want to talk to yourself, get on Lit chat.

 

[Spinaroonie]

IT is obvious that World.com is your telecommunications service provider.

I'd better buy some stock then.

 

[ScarlettRose]

I don't NEED others when I have myself!

if that were the case you would have your own boards

 

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

if that were the case you would have your own boards

Maybe I'll make my own!

 

[lavender]

 

[cybergirly]

I'd better buy some stock then.

I have some I'll sell ya...

Cheap...

 

[Spinaroonie]

Make sure when Laurel lets you put yourself on your own buddy list that you write yourself a PM to tell yourself to remember to go buy worldcom stock tomorrow.

I will!

 

[Laurel]

Quit playing with yourself, damnit! You'll go blind!

 

[Spinaroonie]

He does. There is restricted access. We don't even know how to get in.

SD412's private boards on Literotica are like God. You simply have to have faith that they are there.

The greatest thread is on loan from one of those boards.

 

[Weevil]

Maybe I'll make my own!

I tried it. Weeviliterotica was a huge failure. I cooked the books, stole money from investors and forgot to, you know, make a product.

 

[Sillyman]

Generall I prefer to get in a chat room to tell myself to IM me to give me a reminder about the email I need to send to myself about starting a thread on Lit so I can PM myself a message to go to chat.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Quit playing with yourself, damnit! You'll go blind!

That's just an ubran OH MY GOD!

What is this hair doing on my palm?

 

[Never]

Quit playing with yourself, damnit! You'll go blind!

Yet another allegation to add to my lawsuit against Lit.

 

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

Generall I prefer to get in a chat room to tell myself to IM me to give me a reminder about the email I need to send to myself about starting a thread on Lit so I can PM myself a message to go to chat.

YOu see! This is AMERICAN efficinecy! Not that german generic brand! This efficincy was made in the good ol uSA or, thanks to NAFTA, Canada or Mexico! If we can not put ourselves on our buddy lists, then we can't be AMERICAN! Why, this means that Lit wants us to not be AMERICAN! LITEROTICA IS SUPPORTING TERRORISM WITH THIS AND DOES NOT WANT TO LET THE EEEEAAGLE SOOOARRRRRRR LIKE SHE'S NEVER SOARN BEFORRRRREEEE FROM ROCKY COAST TO GOLD EN SHORRRRRREEEE LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE SOARRRRRRRRR!!1122co9 cr

 

[Spinaroonie]

Would you like me to tell you the story of a famous legal case where a guy actually did grow hair on his palm. Oddly enough it didn't have anything to do with whanking.

Was it like the old Ziggy cartoon where he takes the hair growth formula and rubs it on his head only to discover that it made his hands hairy?

 

[lavender]