Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
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There Is Nothing Like A Dame
Rogers and Hammerstein
South Pacific
We got sunlight on the sand, we got moonlight on the sea
We got mangos and bananas you can pick right off a tree
We got volleyball and Ping-Pong and a lot of dandy games
What ain't we got? We ain't got dames
We get packages from home, we get movies, we get shows
We get speeches from our skipper and advice from Tokyo Rose
We get letters doused with perfume we get dizzy from the smell
What don't we get? You know damn well!
We have nothing to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain't no substitute for...
There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world,
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
We feel restless, we feel blue, we feel lonely and in grief
We feel every kind of feeling, but the feeling of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding-Hood
What don't we feel? We don't feel good!
Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother
There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever
In anyway shape or form like any other
There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world,
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
Nothing else was built the same, nothing in the world
As the soft and wavy frame like the silhouette of a dame
There is absolutely nothing like a frame of a dame
So suppose that dame ain't bright or completely free from flaws
Or as faithful as the bird dog or as kind as Santa Claus
It's a waste of time to worry over things that they have not
We're thankful for the things they got
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
There are no books like a dame
And nothing looks like a dame
There are no drinks like a dame
And nothing thinks like a dame
Nothing acts like a dame or attracts like a dame
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by putting him near
A girly womanly female feminine dame
Rogers and Hammerstein
South Pacific
We got sunlight on the sand, we got moonlight on the sea
We got mangos and bananas you can pick right off a tree
We got volleyball and Ping-Pong and a lot of dandy games
What ain't we got? We ain't got dames
We get packages from home, we get movies, we get shows
We get speeches from our skipper and advice from Tokyo Rose
We get letters doused with perfume we get dizzy from the smell
What don't we get? You know damn well!
We have nothing to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain't no substitute for...
There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world,
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
We feel restless, we feel blue, we feel lonely and in grief
We feel every kind of feeling, but the feeling of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding-Hood
What don't we feel? We don't feel good!
Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother
There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever
In anyway shape or form like any other
There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world,
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
Nothing else was built the same, nothing in the world
As the soft and wavy frame like the silhouette of a dame
There is absolutely nothing like a frame of a dame
So suppose that dame ain't bright or completely free from flaws
Or as faithful as the bird dog or as kind as Santa Claus
It's a waste of time to worry over things that they have not
We're thankful for the things they got
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame!
There are no books like a dame
And nothing looks like a dame
There are no drinks like a dame
And nothing thinks like a dame
Nothing acts like a dame or attracts like a dame
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by putting him near
A girly womanly female feminine dame

