Dad Jokes

[ATPCTCDT]

What do you call a super hero with a poor sense of direction?


Wander Woman

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Did you hear about the zombie dogs?

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They've been terrierizing the neighborhood.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

How do you deal with a sad astronaut?

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Just give them some space.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Why can't you trust a train conductor?

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They have loco-motives.

 

[Champakian]

Everybody's going a brain new dance now...

 

[honeybee_sweet]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down!

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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[honeybee_sweet]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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Ha!! I LOL’d.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

What do you call a sad ostrich?

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Emu-tional!

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What do you call a sad ostrich?

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Emu-tional!

That was emu-sing!

 

[Mr_Neb]

What do you get when ketchup gets into your eyes.


Heinz sight

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What did the buffalo say to his child before leaving for work?
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Bison.

 

[Mkmydaze]

Why did the oatmeal cookie go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby.

Definitely sounds like a dad joke! I can practically hear my son rolling his eyes.

 

[thør]

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[ATPCTCDT]

What’s the difference between a high class tricycle and a low class bicycle?

Attire

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Does anyone have any good New Year jokes?

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

How did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

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Because he drank it before it was cool.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Does anyone have any good New Year jokes?

No one’s asked me that since last year!

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Why do riot police wake up so early in the morning?


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So they can beat the crowds.

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Why are peppers the best at archery?

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Because they habanero!

 

[honeybee_sweet]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?


He was just going through a stage!

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?



A grave mistake.

 

[Pranglez]

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
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Jurassic pork

 

[Rotadom]

Let that sink in.


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[SmokingHotFireman]

I’ve always hated ladders.
They’re always up to something.