Cyberbella's Boudoir

Sometimes seeing the beauty in a sunrise. But I'm such a girl about these things. :)
So multitask. Sex on a deserted beach while you watch the sunrise, with coffee and bacon sandwiches afterwards?

Yes I know..if it’s deserted, who makes the coffee and sandwiches? I’m working on that bit.
 
So multitask. Sex on a deserted beach while you watch the sunrise, with coffee and bacon sandwiches afterwards?

Yes I know..if it’s deserted, who makes the coffee and sandwiches? I’m working on that bit.

Where are you getting the bacon and coffee? *sighs*
 
Where are you getting the bacon and coffee? *sighs*
Cook both over a beach fire? Or have a plane drop both, freshly made, by parachute?

Thing is, my coffee and bacon sandwiches really are worth getting up early for. I wouldn’t presume to comment on the sex...
 
Cook both over a beach fire? Or have a plane drop both, freshly made, by parachute?

Thing is, my coffee and bacon sandwiches really are worth getting up early for. I wouldn’t presume to comment on the sex...

So you suck at sex.
 
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