Cyber & Phone Sex Etiquette

[juicylips]

After reading some threads about cybering and/or phone sex, I am amazed to see the stuff people do while supposedly engaging in mutual masturbation.

Tell me what pisses you off or what turns you on.
(Yea..Yea I know. It's the VOICE, the fucking hot accent.)

Tell me something I don't know.
JL

btw - I do have some pet peeves. I'll post them later. I am more curious as to others experiences.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well "if" I was going to engage in phone sex..... I would want the other person not to talk to softly so I could still hear them over my moaning.....

 

[bharman4102]

nothing pisses me off more than the person who finishes first, and then is gone!

 

[SXCRgirl]

For me, once I engage in phone sex, it means that I have an established relationship with my partner. We've gotten to know each other on a deeper level and that their little quirks is just part of their charm.

Cyber is the same way - but as a pet peeve, and not just during cyber sessions is the butchering of common words such as u, ur, urs, 2, b, oic... and such.

 

[Thunder69]

Call waiting ... and its your office wondering why you arent in that day.

on a positive note .... being aroused I couldnt speak properly and got sympathy

who has a quarter? I'll call ya

 

[juicylips]

Well "if" I was going to engage in phone sex..... I would want the other person not to talk to softly so I could still hear them over my moaning.....

Yes! Speak up! I agree with that, too.

"IF" I engaged in phone sex, I mean.

JL

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"IF" I engaged in phone sex, I mean. JL

You and I being such shy demure young ladies the word "if" has to be added to this conversation.....

 

[juicylips]

Call waiting ... and its your office wondering why you arent in that day.

on a positive note .... being aroused I couldnt speak properly and got sympathy

who has a quarter? I'll call ya

You don't disable your call waiting while having phone sex???

Or if you can't, you still pick up the beep?

JL

 

[Thunder69]

You don't disable your call waiting while having phone sex???

Or if you can't, you still pick up the beep?

JL

shhhh .... i never picked it up.... but I called back .... ofcourse I was pissed ... ranted and raved about being harrased at home when I am ill , if the bastards only knew I was on the phone LOL

 

[SXCRgirl]

Call waiting ... and its your office wondering why you arent in that day.

on a positive note .... being aroused I couldnt speak properly and got sympathy

who has a quarter? I'll call ya

*digs into her pocket for a quarter...*

 

[cutie pie]

*thinking. . . .* Nope, have never had a bad phone sex experience.

 

[juicylips]

*thinking. . . .* Nope, have never had a bad phone sex experience.

Ok..hand over some numbers, please

Good Morning, peaches.

JL

 

[cutie pie]

Ok..hand over some numbers, please

Good Morning, peaches.

JL

555-**** (sorry, sweetie, some things a girl just doesn't wanna share )

Good morning, sunshine.

 

[Starphyre]

cybering and phone sex

*chuckle* I think I will have some unique answers, since my cybering environment for the last three years has been through Everquest.

Getting trained and/or dying while cybering.
Crashing while zoning in the middle of a cyber scene.
Mischannelling my orgasm to my guild...so 60 people hear it, real time.
Some guy bugging me for a port.
Some guy bugging me for a port who intercepts my reply to my partner.
Sitting for three hours at a dragon raid, and having CHARGE called right in the middle of the hottest part of the scene.
Going LD in the middle of a scene.
Some guy bugging me for a res(Hey buddy...I'm a wizard...not a cleric)

That's enough I guess

 

[SilverVeil]

IF I were to engage in said cybering .... PAY ATTENTION !!!!

Nothing is worse than someone multi tasking while engaging in a very hot scene. Errr... I mean nothing COULD be worse... yeah, that's right, could be... not is... yeah ... um ... never mind.. carry on please ...

 

[WhiteRose]

Re: cybering and phone sex

[BMischannelling my orgasm to my guild...so 60 people hear it, real time.
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*ROFL* Playing UO, I can relate to this one

Nothing like "thinking" you're talking to a member of your party then having your speech suddenly show up on the screen for everyone to see, though I've never actually cyberred while playing UO, it was more romantic stuff usually. My ex quit playing about a year and a half ago, and he was much more into the killing and fighting than to be bothered cyberring with me in there. He was more the phone sex type

After a 4 or 5 hour call of chatting and playing, I always found it cute when he finally fell asleep on me and I could hear him breathing softly, and sometimes he'd stay on the phone with me til I fell asleep, and it was very comforting and felt like he was watching over me.

The best parts of phone sex with someone you care about are the sounds and feeling of closeness.

 

[riff]

I agree juicy. People have no couth! And to think- I thought you loved me.....

 

[juicylips]

I agree juicy. People have no couth! And to think- I thought you loved me.....

There is only one riffilicious in my heart.

JL

 

[Starblayde]

(Yea..Yea I know. It's the VOICE, the fucking hot accent.)

I'm still waitin' ya know...

So is this all for future reference?

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Cyber & Phone Sex Etiquette

I'm still waitin' ya know...

So is this all for future reference?

Yes, I know you are still waiting. I just can't get it right. I want to provoke the right response.

Future reference? Hmmmmm...maybe.
JL

 

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[plasticman33]

Hi Juicy

Folks, I've got Juicy's number, all interested parties please PM me with your best offer and I'll award it to the highest bidder

Actually she only lives about two hours away from me, so if you could give me her address.........

 

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[jass1960]

Hi Juicy

Folks, I've got Juicy's number, all interested parties please PM me with your best offer and I'll award it to the highest bidder

Foxy, Have you been having 'phone sex with Juicy?

Now that would be worth listening to

Jass

 

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