Current contradictions

[MichiganBiker27]

I'm watching Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton perform together.

 

[Christobal]

Very bored tonight, and noticed that I'm doing odd combinations of things and was wondering who else might be doing rather contradictory things?

to get the ball rolling:

I'm on Lit, browsing forums and naughty stories
while
watching the Lion King and singing all the songs!

I am the great Wizard of Oz (que the scary music). How dare you post on the GB!

Oh wait, we all started somewhere.

My odd combination? Netflix and housework.

 

[Ishmael]

I'm killing time here while telling myself that I will get out and paint the porch.

I got all my shit done today so now I'm here acting as troll bait. Laurel really should pay me for this.

Ishmael

 

[Christobal]

I got all my shit done today so now I'm here acting as troll bait. Laurel really should pay me for this.

Ishmael

You are a fag. A dirty, dirty fag. Laurel is paying me too.

 

[Ishmael]

You are a fag. A dirty, dirty fag. Laurel is paying me too.

I took a shower today! You lie!!!!

Ishmael

 

[Christobal]

I took a shower today! You lie!!!!

Ishmael

All my surveillance bots say different. BTW you should not add salt to that.

 

[curious2c]

As much as things change they remain the same.

 

[Christobal]

As much as things change they remain the same.

This is true. All we can do is adapt and change our little corner of the world.

 

[Que]

I'm watching Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton perform together.

Sex tape come out?