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Might be a couple years, and by then I'll really need it.

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Pop by, I'll wax your nostrils for you.![]()

Years.You'll need a whipper snipper by then!

untrue. some guys merely have difficulty aiming, which is of course another matter entirely. but the ability to urinate has nothing to do with the tumescence/detumescence of the penis. were this not the case no men would urinate upon waking, and a good many of us do.bramblethorn queried:
i thought it was generally impossible for a guy to piss with a full erection?
......But actually taking a wee with a non-aroused erection is not difficult for me. I can certainly do it with an aroused erection, but it takes a bit of concentration, I admit......
Okay, I need some explanation on this. What the heck is a non-aroused erection? For me, if I'm aroused, I have an erection. And if I have an erection, I'm aroused. They are pretty much the same thing.
And I've NEVER been able to pee through a full-on erection. I have to think about Glenn Close or Meryl Streep or someone like that to soften it up a little before I can get out a single drop of pee.
Not to give all your secrets away, pmann, but you live in a permanent state of arousal, I'm sure of it.

How would we all NOT know? You wave that BBC around like it's a three year olds fairy wand.
Yeah, morning wood isn't sexual, unless somebody decides to make it sexual.
I can piss with a hard on...lover gets a big kick out of holding it, which just makes it harder.
How would we all NOT know? You wave that BBC around like it's a three year olds fairy wand.
Magic magic!!!
Yeah, morning wood isn't sexual, unless somebody decides to make it sexual.
I can piss with a hard on...lover gets a big kick out of holding it, which just makes it harder.