master1709
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What happens if you accidentally pee in a girl while your having sex with her haven't done it myself just curious
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I suppose it depends on how cool the girl is. Most girls would probably kegel your dick to death. I'm pretty sure you have to ask to piss in a girl's vag. However, there are probably a select few individuals who would enjoy you pissing in their twat. But you're really rolling the dice on that one, mate. The odds aren't in your favour. I can't imagine that I've ever met a girl who would be into that and you probably haven't either.
So, in summary, what happens is this:
You don't get to stick your dick in her anymore.
So, in summary, what happens is this:
You don't get to stick your dick in her anymore.
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Piss is a solvent for male cum but I don't think that will help.
Why do you ask anyway?
Is this a fetish thing or Urinary tract problem?
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I thought it was generally impossible for a guy to piss with a full erection? In which case it seems like an unlikely sort of accident.
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Good point. But I've seen one man who's able to mix his urine and semen, and its amazing. Wear a face mask!
Hold the phone! I missed the boat.
I just discovered dicks that ejaculate fake semen. Lotsa fake semen. The idea is to fill the fake balls with fake semen then squeeze the balls when your partner is ready for a fill-up or serious facial or mouthful.
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Nope. Some of the best wees I've ever had were with a mighty erection. I should put that on film for you all.
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So says my husband.
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No, it's not the erection part that makes it hard. It's the stimulated erection that's a little difficult. For instance, every morning I wake up I've got a raging hard on, as I presume most guys do. I remember as a teen when I could get away with it, I'd open up the back door and just let it go, fully erect. And it was nice, because I didn't have to try to push that hard cock down and aim it into a toilet. I didn't do this often, but man, those were some good memories. Just peeing freely, as god intended.
If you've been diddling with your cock, then it takes a bit of time to wee. But that has more to do with the stimulated cock than an erect one.
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I thought you had to be 18 to be on Literotica?
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I am a rather small woman and once, when I was a working girl for a few years I had a client that came in me, but held me tight and remained in me as he began so subside. All of a sudden he held me tighter, and then peed inside me! I just about freaked out. It was definitely not a turn on. As soon as I could get away from him, I did and rain to the bathroom and locked the door so I could shower. He did not try and follow me, he just laughed at me and my reaction. I never went out with him again. It was a one time thing. No other man ever tried that with me.
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No one but a real SOB, client or not would think of doing such a thing!
Now I don't know but, I think if it was anything other than arraigned before starting one would certainly ask first!
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^^^
Wow!!! That's an amazing story!!! Did he have a condom on? Did it fill up like a water balloon? This intrigues me.
Wow!!! That's an amazing story!!! Did he have a condom on? Did it fill up like a water balloon? This intrigues me.
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I'm not sure I could do this if I tried...accidentally won't stick.
Pre-arranged with a consenting partner, this could be hot. Otherwise, it's just nasty, and your partner is a victim. Props to her if she makes you a gelding.
Pre-arranged with a consenting partner, this could be hot. Otherwise, it's just nasty, and your partner is a victim. Props to her if she makes you a gelding.
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Who in the heck can easily piss with an erection? I don't need to be scrubbing ceilings afterwards.
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Women do it occasionally, but guys like it. But no man accidentally urinates with an erection. We can barely pee in the toilet with morning wood.
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Am I only only man who can piss with an erection without issue? It sounds like it. I mean, the difficult part is pushing the fucker down to make it into the toilet without ruining the flow and stream. But actually taking a wee with a non-aroused erection is not difficult for me. I can certainly do it with an aroused erection, but it takes a bit of concentration, I admit.
I could take a wee while having sex, but accidental it would not be. I certainly couldn't be thrusting away and just let loose.
Oh, and Rainshine... You're fucking awesome.
*heads to do research on right circumstances*
I could take a wee while having sex, but accidental it would not be. I certainly couldn't be thrusting away and just let loose.
Oh, and Rainshine... You're fucking awesome.
*heads to do research on right circumstances*
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*clears throat and begins in a pretentious tone* These lines do not scan properly. You can try..
So, during sex, I could take a wee,
But accidental, it wouldn't be.
Whilst thrusting away,
Couldn't just unweigh.
But Rainshine, can fill my brain with pee!
Hence pmann becomes PBRAIN!!!
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I'll put it in mathematical representation for everyone.
Without asking first:
:--...... + (!) =
If you ask first:
:--........ + (!) = or or
Without asking first:
:--...... + (!) =
If you ask first:
:--........ + (!) =
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Notwithstanding all of the negative comments about it, I think the concept of pissing inside a woman is highly erotic just as I think it's highly erotic for her to be riding me cowgirl and having her just let go with a quart of pee to soake my balls and thighs. But that's just me.
To the other points. Yes, it's very difficult to pee with an erection and it takes much more time and concentration than when a penis is flaccid. However, it could be done. I liked the one story of cumming first, staying in her while it gets a little soft, and then giving her a piss douche. I'm sure that 99.9% of women would not think this is hot (would you think it hot to piss on a guy's balls and belly while you were doing him cowgirl) but I'd love to meet the one in a thousand woman would enjoy it and think it great fun, even if just once in my life. It would be hot as hell going out with her, being in a restaurant or movie sitting around dozens of people and thinking that we both loved pissing in/on each other while fucking.
The things I find out here: I saw a woman wax her nose hairs not too long ago, and now pmann can put out a fire while experiencing morning wood.
On topic, there's nothing "accidental" about it, unless the guy is passed out drunk on top of her and hasn't pulled out yet.
Oh, she's probably passed out drunk too.
On topic, there's nothing "accidental" about it, unless the guy is passed out drunk on top of her and hasn't pulled out yet.
Oh, she's probably passed out drunk too.
Yes , it's erotic and unusual, but what goes up must come down so be prepared, it will all slosh back out
