curiostiy killed the relationship

[BiGaZnMaLe]

well all i am kinda wondering about women and the way they act cuz well i can give advice as long as it has nothing to do with me but when it has mostly to do with me i am kinda lost in a world of my own but dont understand the way so yeah i would like to know how to keep a relationship and what women look for in men other then the obvious shallow women that are like oh he looks cute and smart and and and and....... that stuff is just well stupid i thinks so yeah i would like people honest opinion on women and the fact that i would like to keep this relationship but is it worth keeping.
this relationship is a internet aim based relationship that i met her online and well we now talk on the phone and all but well i dont know anymore cuz well we talk but well i dont know what to expect cuz the phone is more of sumthing that you blurt out whatever you are thinking and not typing where you could think of anything so yeah. also well i would like to know if i call her like once a day is that being clingy or not and also i would like to know if me kinda saying that i like her is ok even though i have never really met her am i being kinda well to overboasrd on it.

 

[damppanties]

Wow! You've got two periods and no commas in there. Marvelous.

And if you don't know already, this isn't exactly the 'Dear Abby' place.

 

[Seattle Zack]

Someone musta stumbled in from the general board (looking around) where's destinie or perdita when we need 'em?

 

[damppanties]

Oh this is strictly a case for MG.

 

[Seattle Zack]

Good Lord, you're going to unleash the big guns on this poor sap?

(Looking for cover)

 

[raphy]

We don't tend to have small guns in this place, but I'll try...

BiGaZnMaLe: My friend, this (as DP so acutely observed) is not a Dear Abbey column. We're all very sorry to hear about the problems you're having in your relationship, but this isn't the place to air those problems.

This the AH, the Author's Hangout. It's full of (mostly) authors who come here to discuss writing tips, techniques and other such literary joys.

You may want to re-evaluate the reasons why you posted that in here.

 

[damppanties]

Shame on you Raphael! Is that the way to treat a newbie in the AH?

 

[destinie21]

well all i am kinda wondering about women and the way they act cuz well i can give advice as long as it has nothing to do with me but when it has mostly to do with me i am kinda lost in a world of my own but dont understand the way so yeah i would like to know how to keep a relationship and what women look for in men other then the obvious shallow women that are like oh he looks cute and smart and and and and....... that stuff is just well stupid i thinks so yeah i would like people honest opinion on women and the fact that i would like to keep this relationship but is it worth keeping.
this relationship is a internet aim based relationship that i met her online and well we now talk on the phone and all but well i dont know anymore cuz well we talk but well i dont know what to expect cuz the phone is more of sumthing that you blurt out whatever you are thinking and not typing where you could think of anything so yeah. also well i would like to know if i call her like once a day is that being clingy or not and also i would like to know if me kinda saying that i like her is ok even though i have never really met her am i being kinda well to overboasrd on it.

Because you're new I'll be "nice". As nice as a raging bitch can be anyhow. You won't find the answer here because every woman is different. speaking for myself and all the woman I know I can say we don't like to be generalized into one emotionally unstable, pms ridden, man hunting, money hungry, hormones raging category.

 

[Guest]

BiGaZnMaLe: Tell us what you name is supposed to mean. You're a virgin so I welcome you. Don't know why everyone's so jumpy about Mz. Lonelyhearts type queries, 'we' post ventings, hey it's my birthday, hey I'm getting married, hey the Giants are rockin', and hey I'm having babies. So, hey what-do-women-want seems rather suitable (Freud's been dissed pretty well recently but I still enjoy the way he writes).

Oscar Wilde (read him if you haven't) said the foundation of any human intercourse is communication. Keep talking to her and follow your gut, heart, brain. Be yourself, don't make yourself what you think she wants, it won't work.

regards, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

i being kinda well to overboasrd on it.

Anyone who can do that can't be all bad. His punctuation is peccable.
Critically,
MG
Ps. A Bi Georgia Zinc Mother Le what? No wonder the poor guy has relationshipualness difficulties.
Pps. It's too bad Bridget and I no longer offer our advice to the sexually downtrodden column. I'm sure we could have given him some sound, useful advice.

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: curiostiy killed the relationship

speaking for myself and all the woman I know I can say we don't like to be generalized into one emotionally unstable, pms ridden, man hunting, money hungry, hormones raging category.

Oh knackers

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking for MYSELF, as well as for all the intelligent women I know, we have a tendency to prefer men who know proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar.

 

[Guest]

Ditto, Svenska. The proper positioning of a comma--or heavens!--a question mark, can make or break an intimate relationship.

I keep my tenses protected and my prepositions all in order for Mr. Write.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"A hello can be a question, a comma, or an exclamation point. Any girl should know these simple rules."

 

[Guest]

"A hello can be a question, a comma, or an exclamation point."

It can also be my very favorite: period full stop!

(Non-grammatical translation: Let's fuck.)

 

[LorriLove]

giggle again

yea come on svenskaflika honey don't be so picky, i don't mind a guy who goes non stop for a while without too many breathers, giggle.

they are bloody long sentences though aren't they.

 

[BiGaZnMaLe]

like you all said that i am a newb. i am as you all have noticed. on that note i do need to slow down more and punctuate, on top of that i do need to realize that this is not one of those places that you could just post and well hope someone will answer the way you want them to. sorry and well i will try not to do it again but i would like to say that the only reason that i posted on here is because i was introduced to this by midi and well am new at it.

thanx all i will try to just well follow him now...

 

[MathGirl]

Ohhhh, sure...........

Originally posted by perdita Ditto, Svenska. The proper positioning of a comma--or heavens!--a question mark, can make or break an intimate relationship.

Dear Perdita and Svenska,
Since when have you two become so picky?
MG
Ps. Dear BiGaZetc.
Now that you have dipped a toe into the pool of punctuation, why not take the next big step and explore the wonderful world of capital letters?

 

[Guest]

Re: Ohhhh, sure...........

Dear Perdita and Svenska, Since when have you two become so picky? MG

Maths, I was speaking of relationships, not the simple in-out.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Ohhhh, sure...........

Originally posted by perdita Maths, I was speaking of relationships, not the simple in-out.

Dear Perdita,
Ahhh, sorry. I didn't wasn't sure there was a difference. My apologies (sp?).
Abjectly,
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Ohhhh, sure...........

Dear Perdita,
Ahhh, sorry. I didn't wasn't sure there was a difference. My apologies (sp?).
Abjectly,
MG

You're not great at abject, cut it out. But apologee accepted.

Perdita

 

[CrazyyAngel]

Ah folks ... you can be so mean sometimes ... .

CA

 

[sweetnpetite]

does it really matter when the thread will just be hijacked anyway?

You guys are funny, I love to read any thread that includes math girl and perdita.

On topic. What girls DON"T like, is fakes. So there's no point in trying to find out what woman want. The idea is to find one who wants what you have to give.

Thats' all there is to it

 

[Vincent E]

On topic. What girls DON"T like, is fakes. So there's no point in trying to find out what woman want. The idea is to find one who wants what you have to give.

Thats' all there is to it

Shit.

 

[Guest]

Shit.

Ah, Vincenzo, you've reached enlightenment.

happy for you, Perdita