Curbside Prophet New to Lit

[CurbsydeProphet]

Long time reader just decided to start posting. Is there any protocol I should follow?

 

[cookiejar]

If you are a man...strip and show me your assets. Btw...welcome!

 

[The Temptress]

If you are a man...strip and show me your assets. Btw...welcome!

I AM WITH COOKIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CurbsydeProphet]

If you are a man...strip and show me your assets. Btw...welcome!

Thank you Cookiejar. I am a man, but don't think that I can strip just yet. I am kind of shy.

 

[NeoM_25]

Strip?

(That's the way you welcome people in here? Hmm..can't decide to announce my arrival or not...lol)

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Strip?

(That's the way you welcome people in here? Hmm..can't decide to announce my arrival or not...lol)

Sorry...that's the rule boys. We take measurements. Right Tempy?

 

[CurbsydeProphet]

Re: Re: Strip?

Sorry...that's the rule boys. We take measurements. Right Tempy?

Measurements? EEK !

 

[NeoM_25]

Measurements eh....

Good thing I've been reading some of those stories then.

 

[done_got_old]

If you are a man...strip and show me your assets. Btw...welcome!

Cookie, you hit that one right on the head!!!

 

[NeoM_25]

Ha! Love that signature, mysterious lady...

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie, you hit that one right on the head!!!

Which head?

 

[done_got_old]

Re: Strip?

(That's the way you welcome people in here? Hmm..can't decide to announce my arrival or not...lol)

Why not?

 

[NeoM_25]

(covers his head)

Why not? Hmm...good point.

(strips)

 

[CurbsydeProphet]

(covers his head)

Why not? Hmm...good point.

(strips)

I guess that means I have to strip now too...

 

[sueanninct]

(covers his head)

Why not? Hmm...good point.

(strips)

I'll get the tape measure!

 

[cookiejar]

Rofl...curbsyde spelled his own name wronghttp://www.online-thecatsmeow.com/images/Emoticons/rofl3.gif


Should I ummmmm kick you to the curb?

 

[NeoM_25]

*Stands up straight and puts his hands on his hips*

Ta da!

 

[cookiejar]

*Stands up straight and puts his hands on his hips*

Ta da!

Impressive! It looks like a penis...only smaller.

 

[NeoM_25]

Tsk tsk..

Well Miss Cookie Jar....I see I've underestimated you...lol

Smaller? Damn it! And to think I was going to ask you to take that tape measure and--

 

[sueanninct]

Impressive! It looks like a penis...only smaller.

OUCH!! Cookie - be nice. You can torture him tomorrow.

 

[CurbsydeProphet]

Rofl...curbsyde spelled his own name wronghttp://www.online-thecatsmeow.com/images/Emoticons/rofl3.gif


Should I ummmmm kick you to the curb?

that is very funny Cookie (can I call you cookie?) but when I tried to register they said that name was taken.

 

[sueanninct]

Re: Tsk tsk..

Well Miss Cookie Jar....I see I've underestimated you...lol

Smaller? Damn it! And to think I was going to ask you to take that tape measure and--

And what? That's MY tape measure!

Maybe I should have brought a yardstick instead.

 

[done_got_old]

Impressive! It looks like a penis...only smaller.

Mini-peepee

 

[NeoM_25]

Tape measures and yardsticks and lions and tigers..

Hmm..is it wrong I'm getting turned on?

 

[cookiejar]

that is very funny Cookie (can I call you cookie?) but when I tried to register they said that name was taken.

I was referring to the name of your thread. You can call me anything you want...