Cunt.

[raindancer]

I think I broke mine.

Two days of masturbation and no orgasm to be found.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I think I broke mine.

Two days of masturbation and no orgasm to be found.

you may have to drill deeper bro!

Stew

 

[trysail]

I think I broke mine.

Two days of masturbation and no orgasm to be found.

Is it still under warranty ?


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[raindancer]

you may have to drill deeper bro!

Stew

I can go any deeper, bro!

Is it still under warranty ?


​

No, it expired 10 years ago.

 

[Emerson40]

Perhaps some wand-time is in order, yes?


http://40.media.tumblr.com/641c09fad3909240e542d941202a2e54/tumblr_nhfmczFZNo1tagur1o1_500.jpg

 

[yossi]

no orgasm to be found.

I'll help you look.

 

[thør]

you may have to drill deeper bro!

Stew

I can go any deeper, bro!

Inattentive drillers can pass right though the pay zone without notice.

 

[trysail]

Inattentive drillers can pass right though the pay zone without notice.

Multiple pay zones, bro !!!


(Christ, I need to see a professional— I'm starting to talk like Stew!)



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[pete]

I think I broke mine.

Two days of masturbation and no orgasm to be found.

so, no O's since the debates?

hmmmmmmm

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

You've been warned most of your life that it's already cracked and can break if not treated with care.
You need to switch hands. If that doesn't work try different adult toys, even tools as long as the are not pointed or have rough edges.
At some time you may have to get friends to help. That's what they are for. In your case male friends who are gentle are the best choice.
If after another week of nearly constant experimenting you have not reached orgasm you may have to find someone to do multiple nipple flicking, sucking, rubbing, and kissing. After trying this with both male and female assistants without success dial 911. Obviously you are dead!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

Perhaps some wand-time is in order, yes?


http://40.media.tumblr.com/641c09fad3909240e542d941202a2e54/tumblr_nhfmczFZNo1tagur1o1_500.jpg

I tried all my usual perversions. Nada.

I'll help you look.

And by help, do you possibly mean HELP?

Inattentive drillers can pass right though the pay zone without notice.

You're so sexy with your fancy talk.

so, no O's since the debates?

hmmmmmmm

Fucking politicos.

You've been warned most of your life that it's already cracked and can break if not treated with care.
You need to switch hands. If that doesn't work try different adult toys, even tools as long as the are not pointed or have rough edges.
At some time you may have to get friends to help. That's what they are for. In your case male friends who are gentle are the best choice.
If after another week of nearly constant experimenting you have not reached orgasm you may have to find someone to do multiple nipple flicking, sucking, rubbing, and kissing. After trying this with both male and female assistants without success dial 911. Obviously you are dead!

I need new friends.

 

[spacekowboy]

Lets me have a look at that thing, maybe I can find the problem.

 

[raindancer]

You better bring the head-lamp. But, no wrenches.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You better bring the head-lamp. But, no wrenches.

https://www.earlymoments.com/upload/EarlyMoments/Disney/SnowWhite-dwarfs.png

 

[raindancer]

I'd be willing to try dwarves.

I haven't lost an orgasm since age 11.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Those venetion blind knobs made my wife wonder why ours only have little round pull knobs on them.

Like Elle wrote, take a break. You may have drained it dry.
I am not a doctor but I pretend to be on Lit.

 

[thør]

Hi ho, hi ho.....

 

[raindancer]

. Is two days so bad?



Maybe give it a break and come back to it later?

I've been trying for two days, after a break.

I think I am broken.

Orgasms have been my one constant in life. Ha!

 

[Not Normal]

This fills me with sadness.

 

[raindancer]

Dude. Seriously. It fills me with sadness!

 

[Not Normal]

I was not making a joke.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

try this one bro!

Stew

https://thattoychick.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/splorch2.jpg

 

[pete]

maybe its time for a new technique ?

 

[raindancer]

WTF, Stew? pete? You guys are mean.