cantdog
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I go with the American porn standards, pussy and cock. In narration. There are at least 69 words for cunt. I began by deciding never to repeat in a story, but my editor, bless her heart, broke me of that idea. She found "cunt" very coarse, almost abusive. I suppose she was raised delicately.
There's a How-To article which lamely lists a couple dozen synonyms, but I agree, now, with my first editor, that you can't use most of them, except in the case of dialogue, where a given character might have a way of expressing herself.
The tuppy, the patootie, the minge-- these are good to know. But in narration I think they fail. His johnson slid home into her flange-- no. Ah, no.
There's a How-To article which lamely lists a couple dozen synonyms, but I agree, now, with my first editor, that you can't use most of them, except in the case of dialogue, where a given character might have a way of expressing herself.
The tuppy, the patootie, the minge-- these are good to know. But in narration I think they fail. His johnson slid home into her flange-- no. Ah, no.