Cunnilingus

[curious476]

Ich muss ein Kätzchen essen!! Ich muss ein Kätzchen essen!!

 

[o1216o]

Dude seriously.....Stop using the online-translator...

BTW, Dutch and Deutch ain't the same thing.....

Stay in skool kidz.....

 

[M's girl]

Dude seriously.....Stop using the online-translator...

BTW, Dutch and Deutch ain't the same thing.....

Stay in skool kidz.....

Thank you!

Listen 'Curious' ... if you want to talk, contribute or whatever that's great. We will even teach you some Dutch Dirty Language if you want.

Just blurting out something like that does not impress us much
Welcome anyway (and don't piss us off, indeed, by thinking Dutch and Deutch or Dutch and German are the same )

 

[curious476]

Sorry, I used to live in Germany and it was there that I learned to love cunnilingus. German girls really liked, maybe even preferred cunnilingus and it has become a fetish for . Occasionally I remember those days and so this time I thought I would try and strike up a convesation but I don't remember much Deutch. I only remember Ich musta dein foosie lickin and I thing that must be grossly mispelled .
I always thought the Dutch was the Netherlands and Deutch was the language of Deutchland or Germany as we Ami's say
I'd love to learn some nasty talk Dutch or Deutch

 

[M's girl]

Well..... you know you are on the DUTCH board, and not the German, do you? There is a difference, but you should know if you've lived in Germany (which I don't doubt). To foreigners our languages sound similar, but they are not the same. There is also a German branch of Literotica, you are at the Dutch branch here.

Just ask what you want to know and we'll translate. No problem. If you want to speak German, though, that's out the door and to the right

Welkom bij Literotica Nederland!

 

[realwanderer]

well we got her/ him/ it to talk at least. That is an improvement over the guy with the "myn mom is een afbytmiddel"
Now, for M's girl here this is not a problem, she is more a dog person I understand. But I realy like cats my self, and in west European cultures eating of cats is concidered a taboo. (Oh he something new for that subject).

If you are after the word for "eating pussy", it is "beffen" in Dutch. (Nederlands, not German). Like wise if you would translate "beffen" back to English, you would not get "Eating a CAT" now would you

 

[M's girl]

.... Like wise if you would translate "beffen" back to English, you would not get "Eating a CAT" now would you

In mijn geval misschien wel, onder het motto: good riddens!

 

[realwanderer]

In mijn geval misschien wel, onder het motto: good riddens!

M's girl schryft: In mijn geval misschien wel, onder het motto: good riddens!
Realwanderer leest: PIEP PIEP PIEP!!!! he, waar komt die muis vandaan?

 

[M's girl]

M's girl schryft: In mijn geval misschien wel, onder het motto: good riddens!
Realwanderer leest: PIEP PIEP PIEP!!!! he, waar komt die muis vandaan?

Dat komt omdat realwanderer OOK dat verkeerde on-line translator-progje gebruikt

 

[curious476]

Thanks for the help. I guess I should just stick to english but I really enjoy speaking with people from foriegn countries and who speak different languages. That's one thing I hate about American schools, there is no effort to teach languages. At one time I could speak a smattering of German and Spanish. I think though if I could I would speak Dutch (?) (Netherlands) (?) and that is where I would live. I love the openess toward sexuality and freewill.

 

[o1216o]

Maybe it's a good thing you don't live in Europe.
You dont want to be having feelings of ressentiment towards your fellow americans.

But don't let the language barrier be a hinder to occasionally drop us a word or a thought.
You can even translate the text posted in english so you can understand and post back in your native tongue.

It's all good Tex..

 

[M's girl]

In English you say one speaks Dutch
In Nederland zeg je dat iemand Nederlands spreekt
(en in Duitsland spreken ze Duits )

There you go! Dutch lesson number one....

I think almost all Europeans are more open towards sex (than Americans). Scandinavians tend to be even 'better' than us. I get a bit confused sometimes when talking on the English board/forum... the culture of sex is different in the US than with us. That's okay though.... there are plenty open minded people to be found on "English" (US) Lit too.