Cum on ... Canadian bacon is not just for breakfast anymore!

[Isabella Thorne]

Well, this is the time of year I always end up celebrating so I wanted you all to come on over to my place for a small intimate get together in my back yard.

I love sitting at the grown up table too with all you cool gurus and I see now there is even a bigger and better buffet being served at the 1000 Poster's huge table (if you could even call that thing a table .. it is fucking huge man and they get shrimp too .. Oh yea .. I caught a glimpse of Nikki and Dixon scarfing those babies down ..)

I want to thank everyone at literotica bb for listening to me blah blah blah and for letting me listen to your thoughts and ideas and giving me the opportunity to laugh at your wacky thoughts too ... and a special thank you to Laurel and Manu for allowing me the opportunity to be insane ... lol

but I suppose I am pretty tame compared to some .. or am I? .. well maybe just different .. as always different lol ... but hey maybe that's not a bad thing after all .. especially when there are people like you who accept me for what I am ... believe me when I say there are many who do not.

So anyway *dabbing the corner of my eyes with my lace handkerchief* ... I have plenty of Molsons on ice ... and fat chronic blunts for those of you who know what they are *unlike me who did not but now I do ... see what would I do without you ... lol .. no seriously*.

Also a special thank you to Payne who helped me post this jpeg .. I couldn't have done it without you dear!

I'm just hanging out in the back yard .. that's me on the right by the way:
*Siren's sweet Canadian bacon don't you know, eh?*


http://paynewho.homepage.com/bacon.jpg

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-09-2000 at 03:06 PM]

 

[Bliss]

You're more than welcome, Ms. Bella!

Now, pass me some shrimp & Creeper and I'll be mo than happy to nap in the corner while y'all partay.
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Attention Byng: That is not how I got my arse even







[Edited by Payne on 08-09-2000 at 03:10 PM]

 

[Thumper]

Eh....?

OK so where's Bob and Doug???

You know the McKenzie brothers.

Hey Isabella...check your ewmail....I sent ya some pics of me naked!

Why do ya think I said EWmail? hehehehehehe

Tame??? Not likely sweets!

 

[Naked Hunny]

WHy cant i see the picture sniffle sniffle??

 

[Isabella Thorne]

that's funny Hunny Bunny .. cause at first i freaked cause i couldn't see the pic either .. but now i can .. gee can everyone else see the pic .. i hope so..

thanx for the nudies Timmy .. wow talk about a thumper ... take off, eh? .. btw have you seen my pics posted in this site yet dear ..

Payne darling did you get any cock-tail (lmao) sauce with that ..



[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-09-2000 at 03:22 PM]

 

[Thumper]

YEAH BABY!!!

Yep Isabella I saw them....again and again and again

Funny thing is though they're sorta like a porn flick to me....can't look at it for more than 5 minutes...*wink*

 

[Bliss]

*sniffle* No ma'am, all these hateful boys are busy stuffing their faces. *sniffle* *sob*

Perhaps if I threw a "find the tan line" contest, I'd get some cock-tail sauce?!

 

[Thumper]

Uh.....

*looking up from his plate piled high with food begins to speak even with his mouth full*

Cocktail sauce??? Somebody wants cocktail sauce....

 

[Naked Hunny]

I still cant see the damn pic sniffle sniffle and Thumper why dont i get to see you naked damnit??

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

HEH! How come I can't see the pic's either?

Ok Isabella Get the beer on ice Im on my way. As long as you have the beer I will bring the steaks and salads.

Bonnie(A.K.A Sweet Little Beaver)

 

[Naked Hunny]

at least im not the only one thanks for not making me feel like the lone loser bonnie!!

 

[Thumper]

Nah ah ah!

You are not a loser Hunny(or Bonnie)....and as for the pic....well as I said in the other thread...I'll show ya mine if you show me yours!!! hehehehehehehe

Anyways...I must head off to bed now as 2:30 comes around mighty early here....

*still licking honey off my fingers*...damn that stuff gets everywhere...

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ill give ya something to lick sweetheart!!

 

[Mortto56]

High Isabella:.....I have always liked reading your post,and stories...I don't read as many stories as I would like,because I'm here on the BB's most of the time...but it's not like I'm on a time clock or something like that.....so I'll get around to reading more of the stories in time....winter is just around the corner,so that will give me lots of time to read....."Hey Isabella, when I get to your party,you distract the people at the 1000 post table,and I'll sneek some of them their shrimps,for us less fortunet at the experenced table!" WAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!

 

[Naked Hunny]

I still cant see the damn pic i wanna see the damn pick will someone please let me see the damn pic this isnt fair sniffle sniffle!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I'll show mine Thumper if you show yours first.

Heh hunny does that mean we are a pair of loser's LOL

Bonnie

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Yikes my jpeg doesn't show

High Isabella:....."Hey Isabella, when I get to your party,you distract the people at the 1000 post table,and I'll sneek some of them their shrimps,for us less fortunet at the experenced table!" WAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!

High Morty (are you??) .. that experienced table is way smaller than yours honey .. you are sitting in the REALLY experienced section lmao ..

yea there is something wrong with the jpeg i think .. i can't see it either now .. Hunny you were talking bout the pic i posted in this thread right .. that you can't see?

Can someone help me please .. I don't know how to correct it ... damn .. i knew this damn pic would get me in trouble .. it's a cartoon .. a joke .. i will try to get it visible .. and Payne has that headache .. well wish me luck ..

Bonnie dear .. no need for the steaks .. just get your sweet little beaver over her pronto, lassie, lol .. and btw i always hear you talking with a scottish accent too ..

oh Thumper dear .. *oh just a sec .. i have to lower my speakers .. i'm listening to the Stones' Sticky Fingers CD* ..it is not polite to talk with your mouth full .. at least that's what you always tell me .. LMAO

 

[RonG]

Miss Thorne,

I do appreciate your well-aimed barbs, even as I am left in the wake of your posting-frigate that steams towards 1000. I am, alas, moving like the Edmund Fitzgerald toward guruhood. Say hey to Cousin Harold and Uncle Red for me.

Yours, William Bendix

Not a bad name - you can rhyme it with Appendix and Grand Duchy of Fenwick for a limerick, if need be.

 

[Weird Harold]

for those who can't see the picture

Sometimes the picture shows up, and some times it doesn't. That's usually because something kept payne's site from showing it before things timed out.

Try right clicking on the X where it's supposed to be and clicking "show picture".

Try refreshing the page.

If all else fails, try this URL:
http://paynewho.homepage.com/bacon.jpg

 

[KillerMuffin]

HAHAHAH adorable pic. Many thanks to the ever wise (not wizened) Weird Harold. I've always wondered what you looked like under that hat, now I know....

I like the kiddie table better, we get more kool aid and can smear cake on our faces, and if we're bad enough maybe we can get some spankins .

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

cum on Canadian bacon?

Did anyone else misread the title of this thread? The first time I glanced at it, I thought Izzy was saying "cum on Canadian bacon isn't just for breakfast anymore" and was revolted, because I for one could NEVER eat semen on my ham anytime after 11 AM.

But maybe you Canadians do things differently...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I prefer my bacon plain, but not greasy!

i hope cherry koolaide will do Muffin .. here let me spike that up a bit for you dear ..

ha ha ollie .. that does sound kinda gross .. now you would think of that .. oh well dear .. grab a molson out of the cooler .. i still luv ya anyway ..

what's that William Bendix dear .. you are wearing spandex?? mmm mmm looking good luv .. get yourself a beer too .. i noticed that tarty Myrna Loy in the corner looking you up and down .. why not bring a molson over to her too .. her husband is such a lush that he won't notice lol ..

and a huge <kiss> to dear Harold for helping me out of with my delimma .. i guess i am kinda blonde when it comes to puter tech stuff .. thank you dear .. without the pic, the joke just didn't work ... lol ..

 

[Naked Hunny]

I finally got to see it (thanks to Weird Harold) its about damn time
oh yea and it was cute too hehe

sorry for all the grief

 

[Siren]

Yummy for my Tummy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well done... Miss Thorne (every rose has a)

Now just dont beat me to 1000 damn you

DegrassiYou cant do that on television

Give me some of dat pork...

Da chef