Cum in food

Marinated sounds good to me too!! Like vodka soaked watermelon but sexier!! ;)

So I googled that story. I THINK I found it. It was a short story called Lunch in "The Best American Erotica 1997" by Suzie Bright. Yeah, I told you it was a long time ago. Lol. It was quite different than I remembered. I must have made it more to my own taste in my head. Apparently it WAS a restaraunt but the girl wasnt tied up (boo - that was all me) and there was a miget there too and something about piss (not my thing.) They only part I remember was the guy putting some olive oil on her belly (love the flavor & smell of olive oil - it makes great lube too... ;) ) and ran each leaf around her belly button to get some oil & then in her pussy to end up being coated in her cum & olive oil.

So now someone has to write the story that remembered that never actually happened. I want a story where she's tied up and not allowed to cum while he prepares & eats his salad!! :D

God what a wonderful imagination! Your reference to olive oil as a lube brings back lots of memories long forgotten. Did you read my reference to E. Jong's similar at a sushi restaurant? I haven't embellished that...Did you see 9 1/2 weeks? There's one food scene that you might love (certainly did it for me).

So why aren't you writing from your own "recollections?" It'd be the perfect way to create such a riveting tale. (For what it's worth many stories turn out to have been different that the reader created them. ;) Most of us have been there)

Another note: how do you link multiple quotations for reply?
 
God what a wonderful imagination! Your reference to olive oil as a lube brings back lots of memories long forgotten. Did you read my reference to E. Jong's similar at a sushi restaurant? I haven't embellished that...Did you see 9 1/2 weeks? There's one food scene that you might love (certainly did it for me).

So why aren't you writing from your own "recollections?" It'd be the perfect way to create such a riveting tale. (For what it's worth many stories turn out to have been different that the reader created them. ;) Most of us have been there)

Another note: how do you link multiple quotations for reply?

I did see the note on E Jong. It sounds like my cup of tea! I will have to find it! I love sushi!!! :D I haven't seen 9 1/2 weeks but I've heard it's good. It's on my list. Hehe.

I love using olive oil as lube! It doesnt get sticky & smells fabulous!! Now everytime the hubs get the olive oil (different bottle. We aren't that bad. Lol) to cook I immediately get wet!! ;)

I'm one of those writers that keeps saying they need to write & never actually does. Lol. I never seem to actually sit down to write. I guess I'm a voyer that way. Always reading never writing. ;) Also, I'm afraid of writing the equivalent of the Twilight of porn. Ugh. *shudders*

To multi quote you just click the small square button in between the "quote" button & the "quick reply" button in the bottom right corner of every post. Just click it (it will turn yellow - at least it does on my phone) & continue to scroll down. When you've got all the posts you're trying to quote click the "quote" button on the last one. That seems like a really long explaination for something so simple. Sorry about that. Lol I tend to run on. <---- see not a writer!!! Lmao
 
Finally another sushi lover! 9 ½ weeks is a twisted love story that is fantastic. For that matter, get the cult movie Crash (as opposed to the more recent takeoff on La Ronde with Sandra Bullock). It’s an independent with some of the best sex scenes ever in a non x movie and with a tremendous cast. Just thinking of them briefly makes my [mouth] water and one is positively riveting.

Used to know a woman who sunbathed nude in her secluded yard using olive oil as a sunscreen; known to practice the art of masturbation on occasion, I’m sure she used it as a lube. She certainly had no objection to it the times I did! Love your Pavlovian response. The hub should keep a bottle close at all times!

Dorothy Parker once said that “fun is anything that isn’t writing.”

The way to write is to write. However I do understand. Often I’ve said that I’m assiduously not writing a novel (got about 230 pp and holding). Twilight of porn? Do I hear haunting music in the background? Your story about the salad story still is tantalizing and I’d love to see it. Or if I remember, have you whisper it in my ear!! :devil:

Thanks for the explanation for multi quoting. I needed every one of those words. When I say that achieving incompetence is a goal of mine people don’t believe me. Now I think I can do it. As for verbosity… (raising hand)
 
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Fair warning to anyone thinking of taking a dip. Don't use pineapple or papaya. There's a reason their juices are used as a tenderizer. They enzymes in them-- ah-- digest. You will not have a good time. ;)
 
Fair warning to anyone thinking of taking a dip. Don't use pineapple or papaya. There's a reason their juices are used as a tenderizer. They enzymes in them-- ah-- digest. You will not have a good time. ;)

That is good information to have! :D No pineapple near the juicy bits - check!
 
For the past few months I have considered cumming in my wife'sfood. I told her about this idea and she was enthusiastic. So, after reading this thread, I made two sandwiches for my wife before she got home from work. Ham, cheese, mustard, and one with my cum. I told her after she ate both, and she was very excited. She said she didn't notice it was on there.
 
i made another two sandwiches ... this pic shows one side of each sandwich the rest had turkey and mayo
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sticky buscuit

there is a game played by 4-10 guys, you all jack off on a biscuit, last one to cum has to eat the biscuit. . . lucky dog

currently jacking off onto a shortbread cookie to savor while I continue to read these horny threads
 
I understand people's comments about consensual, but when I've found out i ate cum in food or drank it unknowingly, its been a turn on. Thats just me, doesn't apply to anyone else LOL. Sneaky and secret dirtiness is fun, cum is fun. The cum in/on food idea is just another layer of nasty fun to add to life lol.
 
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