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Do you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

from the Good Vibrations site:

"Good Vibrations began celebrating National Masturbation Month in 1995. Earlier that year, then-Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. We were astounded. It was one of the most sensible things we'd ever heard a government official say -- and it cost Elders her job! We started National Masturbation Month to raise awareness, and because we wanted to highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone: it's safe, it's healthy, it's free, it's pleasurable and it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses. Of all the kinds of sex people can have, masturbation is the most universal and important, yet few people talk about it freely -- worse, many people still feel it is "second best" or problematic in some way. National Masturbation Month lets us emphasize how great it is: it's natural, common and fun! This year's theme is "Part of One!" Pamper yourself, enjoy your own company, take yourself out on the town -- even if you stay home to do it!"

From this year's general info:

"Here's how you participate: the Masturbate-A-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but more fun -- you don't need to leave your home and you won't get blisters on your feet! First, print or download our pledge sheet. Between now and May 16, ask people you know to sponsor you for every minute you'll masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon Weekend (May 15-16, 2004). After you masturbate for the cause, be sure to tell your friends how much money they helped raise. (We'll announce the grand total in late June.)

info site including pledge form
 
:D

This is great! I just might have to join in. I'm gonna check out the site a bit later, and find out if I can ask double sponsorship money if I engage in a little mutual masterbation, too.

Looks like it will be a busy weekend.

Good on them for attempting to raise awareness, too. There always was some kind of stupid stigma attached to masterbation, and I completely agree with them: it is a great way to learn about your own body and sexuallity.

Lou :rose:
 
A whole month????? Great excuse for not getting the housework done.:D
 
Honey123 said:
P -- what's the small print????
Video's, that's how they make most of their money.

Originally posted by ABTRUSE
A whole month????? Great excuse for not getting the housework done.
Gosh, you are keen (its just 2 days ;) )

NL
 
neonlyte said:
Video's, that's how they make most of their money.

Ahhhh....but who will be taking the video??

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Gosh, you are keen (its just 2 days ;) )

Oh, Shit -- got you there Abs...not wearing your glasses again?
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NL
 
Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient and completely free of any possibility of wrong doing. And you don't have to go home in the cold.

But it's lonely.

Robert A. Heinlein

I got fired from a job for posting that quote on the company's bulletin board. I should have known better. The people who owned the company were Quakers.

I would love to participate, but I've got a neighbour who has been trying to close down the place I live in for years. And she would love the ammunition me participating in a Masturbation-a-thon would provide.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
A whole month????? Great excuse for not getting the housework done.:D

funny how people react differently- mine was " just ONE month...what are supposed to do for the other 11?"
 
sirhugs said:
funny how people react differently- mine was " just ONE month...what are supposed to do for the other 11?"

Yes, but this is only for a weekend.....
 
sirhugs said:
funny how people react differently- mine was " just ONE month...what are supposed to do for the other 11?"

I got kids and a dog and no free time, but this is the month before school gets out, so we must take advantage of this time.:D
 
perdita said:
Do you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

from the Good Vibrations site:

"Good Vibrations began celebrating National Masturbation Month in 1995. Earlier that year, then-Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. We were astounded. It was one of the most sensible things we'd ever heard a government official say -- and it cost Elders her job! We started National Masturbation Month to raise awareness, and because we wanted to highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone: it's safe, it's healthy, it's free, it's pleasurable and it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses. Of all the kinds of sex people can have, masturbation is the most universal and important, yet few people talk about it freely -- worse, many people still feel it is "second best" or problematic in some way. National Masturbation Month lets us emphasize how great it is: it's natural, common and fun! This year's theme is "Part of One!" Pamper yourself, enjoy your own company, take yourself out on the town -- even if you stay home to do it!"

From this year's general info:

"Here's how you participate: the Masturbate-A-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but more fun -- you don't need to leave your home and you won't get blisters on your feet! First, print or download our pledge sheet. Between now and May 16, ask people you know to sponsor you for every minute you'll masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon Weekend (May 15-16, 2004). After you masturbate for the cause, be sure to tell your friends how much money they helped raise. (We'll announce the grand total in late June.)

info site including pledge form

OK I'm off to practice:devil: :D
 
I have a friend that is 35 years old and has never ever experienced an orgasm. She's been married for 12 years and her husband has some issues in the bedroom like he is only comfortable making love in the missionary position and he does not do oral. This poor woman, whose family is so religious that she could not even wash her own sex without a rag between her fingers and her flesh, is mortified by masturbation.

So I got her a vibe for her birthday. :D Solves the touching issue and I know she's gonna pass out when she opens it, but I think her curiosity and desperate need to get off will override any and all of her misgivings.

~lucky (humble public servant)
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I got kids and a dog and no free time, but this is the month before school gets out, so we must take advantage of this time.:D

I get up at 5:30 to make the time. My day isn't right if it doesn't start with a cup of coffee. watching the sun come up, and a visit to Lit.;)
 
sirhugs said:
I get up at 5:30 to make the time. My day isn't right if it doesn't start with a cup of coffee. watching the sun come up, and a visit to Lit.;)

It is addicting isn't it?:)
 
Lit is very addicting.....I am always wondering what's going on without me!
 
Honey123 said:
Lit is very addicting.....I am always wondering what's going on without me!

Masturbation is adictive as well... I often wonder what's coming without me:devil:
 
I think it's widely known that all children masturbate, it's a very natural discovery. Of course too many of them are "caught" and then forbidden to continue. I remember doing it long before I started school at age 5. Once my father came in at night, and I know now he knew what I was doing but he didn't say anything except kiss me goodnight as usual.

After my first divorce I lived with a college couple and their two young children. The boy was a year or so. Every night at dinner he sat in his high-chair and masturbated while eating. After dinner his mom or dad changed his diaper and bits of the meal (mashed potato, peas, etc. had to be scrubbed off his little penis). We had to make ourselves not laugh at him, but it was just such a joyous sight - this cute kid getting off on eating and wanking at the same time.

Perdita
 
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