Huckleman2000
It was something I ate.
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Okay, I stepped into this on another thread, and I just refuse to believe that I'm way off base in noticing...
Apart from basic suck & fuck, different countries have different types of porn. Note that these aren't hard & fast definitions, but just my impressions and (probably arbitrary) classifications. Are they accurate? Please discuss.
Probably the most prominent are Japan and the US:
US:
Gonzo - usually shot from a first-person perspective; theme is that of a sex-centric lifestyle, ie, wander into any room in the house and your friends are there having sex, just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Sex isn't impersonal; rather it's a sensual experience that friends share with each other, like a new wine, pasta sauce, or brand of vodka.
Skinemax - soft-core crime dramas or cheesy soaps set in vacation hotels, cast from a small-but-recognizable pool (Used to be Shannon Tweed, Shannon Whirrey, etc.; more recently Lorrissa McComas, Gabriella Hall, Griffin Drew) Spawned from night-time soaps like Dallas, Falconcrest, etc., now crossing back to priimetime in Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives...
Star-vehicles - immaculately made-up, shaved, and coiffed starlets with fake boobs perform a range of sex acts with men and women. There's no plot, except "Jenna does an anal scene", "Jenna sucks a cock, receives cunnilingus, and fucks doggie-style", "Jenna does girl-girl 69", "Jenna does girl-girl with toys", etc.
Japan:
Cosplay Costume-play - the women dress in a limited range of costumes, such as Nurse, Office Girl, or Cute/sexy-animal (like bunny or kitty). Surprisingly hot!
Kogal School-girl uniformed, young-looking women are "taken advantage of" by teachers or neighbors. Okay, call this a guilty pleasure.
Paizuri Large-breasted women have their breasts kneaded with copius lubricants, including titty-fucking, often in a bathtub. One of my favorites, but I'm a damned pervert. Give me a rubber room, an industrial-size jug of K-Y, half a dozen JAL stewardesses, and call it heaven!
"Rape" scenes Range from public groping vignettes to more violent animated scenes or adult comic books with stylized anime or manga graphics. I think of the scene in "Lost In Translation" when Bill Murray answers his hotel room door and the woman tells him to rip her stockings. I'd like to play along, but there are some places I'm just afraid to go
Germany:
Group scenes Do any couples in Germany do it in private? Does every card game or job interview lead to an orgy?
Smiling happy lusty women Works for me. Except when they moan, and then burst out laughing, like "You call that a bratwurst??? GIRLY-MAN!!!"
Nuns 'nuff said.
France:
Pubic-hair, much?
U.K.
Wise-guy off-camera "Ooh, now THAT's a proper tea-bag, eh?" Okay, can't you just can the witty comments sometime? Or just make it a bi-flick, you know you want to.
Scandanavia: (Okay, mostly Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, which isn't really Scandanavia, but they all tended to settle together in the US so they blur together for me)
Turtlenecks and teens This art I have hung on my wall is veery stimulating, yah? Let's all go to the sauna!
Tell me I'm wrong!
Apart from basic suck & fuck, different countries have different types of porn. Note that these aren't hard & fast definitions, but just my impressions and (probably arbitrary) classifications. Are they accurate? Please discuss.
Probably the most prominent are Japan and the US:
US:
Gonzo - usually shot from a first-person perspective; theme is that of a sex-centric lifestyle, ie, wander into any room in the house and your friends are there having sex, just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Sex isn't impersonal; rather it's a sensual experience that friends share with each other, like a new wine, pasta sauce, or brand of vodka.
Skinemax - soft-core crime dramas or cheesy soaps set in vacation hotels, cast from a small-but-recognizable pool (Used to be Shannon Tweed, Shannon Whirrey, etc.; more recently Lorrissa McComas, Gabriella Hall, Griffin Drew) Spawned from night-time soaps like Dallas, Falconcrest, etc., now crossing back to priimetime in Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives...
Star-vehicles - immaculately made-up, shaved, and coiffed starlets with fake boobs perform a range of sex acts with men and women. There's no plot, except "Jenna does an anal scene", "Jenna sucks a cock, receives cunnilingus, and fucks doggie-style", "Jenna does girl-girl 69", "Jenna does girl-girl with toys", etc.
Japan:
Cosplay Costume-play - the women dress in a limited range of costumes, such as Nurse, Office Girl, or Cute/sexy-animal (like bunny or kitty). Surprisingly hot!
Kogal School-girl uniformed, young-looking women are "taken advantage of" by teachers or neighbors. Okay, call this a guilty pleasure.
Paizuri Large-breasted women have their breasts kneaded with copius lubricants, including titty-fucking, often in a bathtub. One of my favorites, but I'm a damned pervert. Give me a rubber room, an industrial-size jug of K-Y, half a dozen JAL stewardesses, and call it heaven!
"Rape" scenes Range from public groping vignettes to more violent animated scenes or adult comic books with stylized anime or manga graphics. I think of the scene in "Lost In Translation" when Bill Murray answers his hotel room door and the woman tells him to rip her stockings. I'd like to play along, but there are some places I'm just afraid to go
Germany:
Group scenes Do any couples in Germany do it in private? Does every card game or job interview lead to an orgy?
Smiling happy lusty women Works for me. Except when they moan, and then burst out laughing, like "You call that a bratwurst??? GIRLY-MAN!!!"
Nuns 'nuff said.
France:
Pubic-hair, much?
U.K.
Wise-guy off-camera "Ooh, now THAT's a proper tea-bag, eh?" Okay, can't you just can the witty comments sometime? Or just make it a bi-flick, you know you want to.
Scandanavia: (Okay, mostly Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, which isn't really Scandanavia, but they all tended to settle together in the US so they blur together for me)
Turtlenecks and teens This art I have hung on my wall is veery stimulating, yah? Let's all go to the sauna!
Tell me I'm wrong!
