Cult of the SRCOC

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

The Sacred Rubber Chicken of Chastisement.

Join the cult and receive all membership benefits at absolutely no cost to you.

How to join? Simply declare, swear, aver and affirm that as of the date of posting, you wish to no longer participate in particular types of threads. Hitting the "Submit" button will serve as your oath.

Then, if you violate your oath, and start posting in threads about politics, sports, whatever subject you've sworn off, one of our priestesses will thwap you soundly about the head and shoulders with the SRCOC.

Employment opportunities:

Now hiring priestesses. Must provide own garments and be willing to use the communal chicken.

Oh geez, how wide a scope falls under "politics"...but I've only posted in sports threads if there were pictures of scantily clad people...

What if you post only to mock and make smart ass remarks? Is there a subset of the cult for that?

 

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[Liar]

I hereby solemny swear to never partticipate in threads about creative uses for toe jam, cotton wool and a box of matches.

So don't start any.

 

[Guest]

Not yet, but if you apply for a job as priestess, you could then force a schism within the cult and CREATE the subset of Immune To The SRCOC By Purpose of Mockery.

Looks like you'll need to provide for priests, as well. I suggest humbly that their official robes be their own freshly washed skins...just because I'm like that

 

[impressive]

Didn't you ordain me last night?

 

[TxRad]

I think I've been a card carrying member for sometime now and hope to continue in good standing, sitting, and laying...... now what was that about positions being open.... I have a few that need filling....

still no political threads for me....

 

[Guest]

 

[TxRad]

Didn't you ordain me last night?

If not, i can arrange something for later.... and a for good measure

 

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

I hereby solemny swear to never partticipate in threads about creative uses for toe jam, cotton wool and a box of matches.

So don't start any.

Oh. Well, never mind.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

If not, i can arrange something for later.... and a for good measure

Dirty old man!

 

[TxRad]

Yay you! What reward would you like?

Be still my heart...... Jammies is asking me about rewards....

Now what do I do.....

I'm not wearing socks so I'm at a lose....

 

[Guest]

Dirty old man!

I'm sure he'd agree to wash anything you like

 

[TxRad]

I'm sure he'd agree to wash anything you like

You got that right.... and wash it and wash it and wash it....

Imp....

 

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[TxRad]

*waits, idly swinging the SRCOC back and forth*

Have you been giving Imp lessons in flogger use or is it the other way around...

I make a good practice dummy...... well, a dummy anyway.....

 

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[impressive]

Have you been giving Imp lessons in flogger use or is it the other way around...

Flogged by the SRCOC. *snort*

 

[TxRad]

Nah, you haven't been political, so you don't need to be thwapped. But you do still need to decide on a reward...

Could I have my story back and a couple of the vestual virgins......

Oh wait.... Never mind about the virgins, I Forgot where I was for a second...


Imp... You behave or I'll have to call you Miss little red bottom.....

 

[impressive]

Imp... You behave or I'll have to call you Miss little red bottom.....

My bottom is NOT little. *grin* Red, on occasion, yes. Never little.

 

[matriarch]

I'm not sure I can do this.......I want to......but.......but........but...........there are those threads out there........that call to me......I'm not strong enough....I need help.........I'll think about it.

*sigh*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Liar is skimming on his oath. I announce herewith I am biting his butt.

 

[TheEarl]

Okay, and the reward system is now a vibrating duckie to match the punishment system of the SRCOC.

I actually own one of those.

The Earl