Culinary domination?

Netzach said:
I hate the dishes. I'd rather scub a toilet.

I'd rather do the laundry, but the list of chores I enjoy doing isn't long.


I do enjoy cooking though, and I do not tolerate other people fucking around with my shit when I am cooking.
 
Marquis said:
I'd rather do the laundry, but the list of chores I enjoy doing isn't long.


I do enjoy cooking though, and I do not tolerate other people fucking around with my shit when I am cooking.

LOL my ex was like that. So am I. We had spectacular kitchen arguments. I should have known he was not a closet sub from those.
 
I rule the kitchen, it is my domain. And even when M tries to cook for me to do something sweet and give me a break, I always end up finishing the cooking by some chance.
I am also by far the better cook, I can safely say I am a Culinary Domme :)


oh.
And in my kitchen, the cook never cleans.
 
Marquis said:
This should be universal law.

Fuck that.

"That was really delicious, sweetie. You've outdone yourself. You can do the dishes tomorrow before I get home. Come to bed."
 
rosco rathbone said:
Fuck that.

"That was really delicious, sweetie. You've outdone yourself. You can do the dishes tomorrow before I get home. Come to bed."


Rosco, if you give so much, what will you have left just for you?
 
rosco rathbone said:
Fuck that.

"That was really delicious, sweetie. You've outdone yourself. You can do the dishes tomorrow before I get home. Come to bed."


That was really believable 'til I got to the "sweetie" part. I just can't see Mr. Rathbone saying "sweetie" with a straight face. Unless is was a slightly sneery sort of "sweetie". You know, the kind where the person says "sweetie" but means "fucktoy" or some such thing.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Oh, I give and I give. I just don't like doing women's work.


I think I wouldn't mind doing the woman's work so much if I wasn't simply against the whole philosophy of "doing things".
 
I'm an EXCELLENT cook. I hate housework, but I love cooking.

Best stuff to make: Pasta (with either garlic/butter or tomato sauce), burgers (big, thick burgers with bacon and cheddar and toasted buns), anything mexican... and a few other things.
 
jasonlf said:
I'm an EXCELLENT cook. I hate housework, but I love cooking.

Best stuff to make: Pasta (with either garlic/butter or tomato sauce), burgers (big, thick burgers with bacon and cheddar and toasted buns), anything mexican... and a few other things.



Keep it up cowboy.


One day you'll be making mahi mahi kabobs with with spicy mango chutney like your boy the Marquis. :cool:
 
I don't know about domination or whatever in the kitchen. But Kenny does about half the cooking, cause he likes to, and he's got more patience with recipes that take more than a half an hour. But when I'm healthy, I do the cleanup - no matter who cooked.
 
Being as that I live at a college, I eat mostly at the cafeteria.

That aside, I am only alright with cooking. My favorite "recipe" I developed over in France that most people gag at, but is actually quite good: pasta with a sauce of tomato paste, canned corn, shredded carrots, grilled chicken and herbs. That aside, I am very imaginative and good at thinking up things to eat.

The PYL is an excellent cook. :D (really really good cook, 'specially at things I like, specially an alfredo from scratch or seafood pasta......mmmhmm..)

And I like doing dishes and laundry, so it works out.
 
Marquis said:
Keep it up cowboy.


One day you'll be making mahi mahi kabobs with with spicy mango chutney like your boy the Marquis. :cool:

Damn, that sounds amazing. I want the recipe for the chutney, I love mango.

Damnit, now I want mahi mahi. :(
 
astralkiss said:
Damn, that sounds amazing. I want the recipe for the chutney, I love mango.

Damnit, now I want mahi mahi. :(



There is only one Marquis.
 
Spinach salad, pear, goat cheese and caramelized walnuts.

Alas no more.

But I can make ground up almonds into muffins. Ka zaam.
 
Netzach said:
Spinach salad, pear, goat cheese and caramelized walnuts.

Alas no more.

But I can make ground up almonds into muffins. Ka zaam.

A light vinaigrette?
 
astralkiss said:
Damn, that sounds amazing. I want the recipe for the chutney, I love mango.

Damnit, now I want mahi mahi. :(


Duder I can get you a recipe. I'm pretty sure that I'm nine million times better at cooking than Marquis. I don't usually use recipes, but I can figure it out haha
 
canadiancutie said:
Duder I can get you a recipe. I'm pretty sure that I'm nine million times better at cooking than Marquis. I don't usually use recipes, but I can figure it out haha

I bet he can make a better steak.

ha.

ha.

ha.
 
astralkiss said:
I bet he can make a better steak.

ha.

ha.

ha.


I can make mushroom steaks which are way better...I hate mushrooms but I still like them :) You just want to fuck him.
 
canadiancutie said:
I can make mushroom steaks which are way better...I hate mushrooms but I still like them :) You just want to fuck him.

well you want to fuck me so...


what were we talking about?
 
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