Cruz-Kasich Tag team to Truck Fump!

[JackLuis]

Best Pals Ted Cruz And John Kasich Will Use Buddy System To Defeat Donald Trump

The Republican primary is pathetic again. Donald Trump is sailing toward the nomination, a truth that horrifies all sane people. But Ted Cruz and John Kasich have come up with a plan to stop him, hooray! It won’t work, though. (Hooray?) You see, in a few of the upcoming primary contests, the two campaigns have decided to work together like best pals, in order to stop Trump from reaching the magic 1,237 delegates he needs to be immediately crowned King of Republicans at the GOP convention:

Senator Ted Cruz and Gov. John R. Kasich of Ohio have agreed to coordinate in future primary contests in a last-ditch effort to deny Donald J. Trump the Republican presidential nomination, with each candidate standing aside in certain states amid growing concerns that Mr. Trump cannot otherwise be stopped.

In a statement late Sunday night, Mr. Cruz’s campaign manager, Jeff Roe, said that the campaign would “focus its time and resources in Indiana and in turn clear the path for Governor Kasich to compete in Oregon and New Mexico.”

Minutes after Mr. Roe’s statement, the Kasich campaign put out a similar message. The Ohio governor’s chief strategist, John Weaver, said that his campaign would shift its resources to states in the West and “give the Cruz campaign a clear path in Indiana.”

Well that’s pitiful. Trump does not find this plan terrific, tremendous, elegant, or in any way YOOGE:

 

[RUlookingup]

Best Pals Ted Cruz And John Kasich Will Use Buddy System To Defeat Donald Trump

When will you all get it? The jig is up.

 

[sr71plt]

When will you all get it? The jig is up.

I think that most everyone here is in agreement that YOU don't "have it," whatever It is.

 

[THECPKID]

It'll never work

 

[phrodeau]

Some may recall that Trump ran for President in 2000, under the Reform Party. He withdrew by February, citing conflicts with the other candidates.

So the Reform Party now includes a Klansman, Mr. Duke, a neo-Nazi, Mr. Buchanan, and a communist, Ms. Fulani. This is not company I wish to keep.

http://www.nytimes.com/2000/02/14/nyregion/quotation-of-the-day-815233.html

 

[sr71plt]

That's getting to be his best move here too, I think. I don't really think he ever wanted to be president. Too limiting and revealing of his actual capabilities.

 

[RUlookingup]

I think that most everyone here is in agreement that YOU don't "have it," whatever It is.

Nobody gives a fuck pilot. Peace be with you.

 

[sr71plt]

Nobody gives a fuck pilot.

True, but you don't seem to have absorbed that. You keep posting and still nobody's buying any of it.

 

[JackLuis]

Samantha Bee crushes Kasich and Cruz for trying to invent a form of math that might help them win

The Girl from Canuckistan man-splaines!

But when it came to the math lesson, it was Ted Cruz who explained in an interview that Kasich has no shot mathematically. Although, when it came time for Cruz to face the same reality, suddenly “Ted remembered that modern math was invented by the Greeks, who also invented homosexuality. And we should just pray them both away,” Bee said.

Cruz even asked a rally audience to come out and vote for him ten times, a request that is not only impossible — it’s also voter fraud. “No! Think bigger, Ted!” Bee suggested. “You need a political bombshell!”

But now, they’ve formed an alliance like some kind of homoerotic cartoon to defeat Donald Trump. That said, “Cruz needs Kasich the way an octopus needs an ice-unicycle,” Bee joked.

The Clown Car has gone into the ditch!

 

[RUlookingup]

True, but you don't seem to have absorbed that. You keep posting and still nobody's buying any of it.

Nobody here is buying your Hillary bullshit. She is a criminal. The jig is up it was either Sanders or Trump. Sanders is out now, plenty of Democrats don't like Hillary. She is going to lose in November.

 

[sr71plt]

If she gets indicted for anything, it's fine with me if she's pulled out of the election.

I hardly accept that a weakest link like you is the arbiter of that.

It's fun, though, to see you claiming to speak for the group here.

 

[RUlookingup]

If she gets indicted for anything, it's fine with me if she's pulled out of the election.

I hardly accept that a weakest link like you is the arbiter of that.

It's fun, though, to see you claiming to speak for the group here.

What's fun is you backing Hillary. She is in for a rude awakening.

 

[sr71plt]

What's fun is you backing Hillary. She is in for a rude awakening.

Yeah, either she is or you are. Guess who my money is on.

 

[RUlookingup]

Yeah, either she is or you are. Guess who my money is on.

Mom jeans? Nah. I'll go with the Trump steamroller.

 

[sr71plt]

In keeping with the thread, today's primary certainly has driven a stake through the heart of anything Cruz and Kasich are trying to do.

 

[mikey2much]

back when Nixon ran against Kennedy

there was an ad that showed a close up of Nixon's face. He had his usual five o-clock shadow and his watery dog like eyes. The caption read; Would you buy an used car from this man?

I don't think any of the GOP's boys could pass that test.

 

[RUlookingup]

there was an ad that showed a close up of Nixon's face. He had his usual five o-clock shadow and his watery dog like eyes. The caption read; Would you buy an used car from this man?

I don't think any of the GOP's boys could pass that test.

Hillary honest? Like jumbo shrimp, she's Brian Williams in a pants suit.

 

[JackLuis]

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[JackLuis]

http://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/cde6a5e/2147483647/resize/1200x%3E/format/png/quality/85/?url=%2Fcmsmedia%2F96%2F51%2F1fa31b9540d389cb5f44fb673162%2F20160427edhoc-a.tif​

 

[RUlookingup]

http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-LWxih9z5iXU%2FVmzzB-aWF7I%2FAAAAAAAA-2o%2FjJi0rGIAOFk%2Fs1600%2FTed_Cruz_Mephistopheles.gif&key=v3gtbqy8m-ZG5giDRcbHZg&w=600&h=376

When Boehner calls you the devil you know you're fucked up.

 

[THECPKID]

16 down 1 to go

 

[JackLuis]

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert pouring it on poor Teddy

 

[THECPKID]

I like the Mike Pence VPpick

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I like the Mike Pence VPpick

The GOP is running a couple of old white guys. One a Member of the elite wealthy upper class, a political "outsider" who inexplicably chose a career politician, former Congressman and current Governor of Indiana as his running mate.

Whodathunk it!?

 

[THECPKID]

The GOP is running a couple of old white guys. One a Member of the elite wealthy upper class, a political "outsider" who inexplicably chose a career politician, former Congressman and current Governor of Indiana as his running mate.

Whodathunk it!?

Isn't Hiliary "the ulimate insider" 25 years in power -and look where we are..