Crunchy Nose Hairs?

[Ginny]

so it's really cold down here in south Louisiana today....it dipped below 30 last night....going to freeze again tonight....brrrrrrrr.....

i just zipped outside to smoke....and as i was coming in shivering and saying, "omg it's cold outside!"....our receptionist, who is from Indiana originally, said, "It's not really cold outside unless your nose hairs are crunchy."......of course i had a giggle fit....i've never thought about nose hairs being crunchy....

so all of you northerners:.....are your nose hairs crunchy?

 

[teddybear4play]

I don't know . . . I've never eaten mine.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

I love it when the moisture freez and make nose hair crunchy.

 

[Ginny]

I don't know . . . I've never eaten mine.

well that lil admission should keep you marketable in babeland....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

They are yummy as a bullion for soup...

 

[teddybear4play]

well that lil admission should keep you marketable in babeland....

But there are a multitude of things that don't.

TB4p

 

[Ginny]

They are yummy as a bullion for soup...

i can sooooo see you leaning over a pot of boiling water, trimming your long nostril hairs.....singing the Campbell's Soup song, "Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm Good"....and of course you're on a major footstool....since you're a short lil penguin and stuff....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

i can sooooo see you leaning over a pot of boiling water, trimming your long nostril hairs.....singing the Campbell's Soup song, "Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm Good"....and of course you're on a major footstool....since you're a short lil penguin and stuff....

hence supper on yesterdays snowy eve...and they thought that was ground sirlion in my soup, the fools, FOOLS I say

 

[Ginny]

But there are a multitude of things that don't.

ooooh Teddy....you must emphasize the pluses, downplay those negatives....THINK POSITIVE!.....I DON'T EAT MY NOSE HAIRS!.....


that's a great bumpersticker.....<nodding>...of course, bbw couldn't have it on the penguinmobile...since he wuvs eating his....

 

[Ginny]

hence supper on yesterdays snowy eve...and they thought that was ground sirlion in my soup, the fools, FOOLS I say

i'm seeing that ancient chinese secret commercial...with the actor having a regular face but penguin body....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

i'm seeing that ancient chinese secret commercial...with the actor having a regular face but penguin body....

shhh, dont tell anyone it was catmeat....

 

[Ginny]

you have catmeat stuffed up your nose?....how very unusual

oh....i get it....you were down there munching away on "pussy"....got some juicy stuff in your noise....went outside....it froze....back in to cook supper....did the nose hair trim...."catmeat" adhering to the hairs.....i gotcha....

 

[teddybear4play]

ooooh Teddy....you must emphasize the pluses, downplay those negatives....THINK POSITIVE!.....I DON'T EAT MY NOSE HAIRS!.....

How's this? vvvvv These are down arrows. Look down.

TB4p

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You think lickin' 'em would un-crunch 'em?

 

[celiaKitten]

I hate it when my boogers freeze.

And since I'm an outdoor smoker, and it's 10 degrees up here ..

yepper, ginny-pimp

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You think lickin' 'em would un-crunch 'em?

No, don't do that! Your tongue will stick to them!

 

[DéjàNu]

its so cold up here that we dont have nose hairs anymore!

You must love snow and freezing temp to live in Quebec!

 

[tortoise]

No, don't do that! Your tongue will stick to them!

Yeah, but what if someone triple-dog-dared her?

 

[tortoise]

i can sooooo see you leaning over a pot of boiling water, trimming your long nostril hairs.....singing the Campbell's Soup song, "Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm Good"....and of course you're on a major footstool....since you're a short lil penguin and stuff....

<guffaw>

Just goes to show ya, penguins should not be allowed in the kitchen!

 

[Ginny]

How's this? vvvvv

oh man....this post took me awhile....i studied the v's....thinking...hmmm...are they teeth?....then i thought...nooooo....they must be v's......some code for vixenshe?......so i stewed a bit....figuring something was zooming right over my head....per usual....and my eyes lowered......lmao at your sigline......fucking chick magnet city!....yay for you....


i don't i've ever mentioned this before, Teddy....but i have a recurring fantasy....it just flashes every so often.....i've never even mentioned it to the turtle....it involves a hotel room....you....Sillyman....Lazarus....tortoise....and me......it's pretty wild....with lots of cum....hard cocks....i have a great time with it.....<nodding>....there's just something about really, really extra horny young guys....that drives me wild.......

 

[plasticman33]

Mine froze and fell out!!

 

[freakygirl]

oh man....this post took me awhile....i studied the v's....thinking...hmmm...are they teeth?....then i thought...nooooo....they must be v's......some code for vixenshe?......so i stewed a bit....figuring something was zooming right over my head....per usual....and my eyes lowered......lmao at your sigline......fucking chick magnet city!....yay for you....

Thank you for explaining it to the blonde over here in the corner


And no.. I can't recall my nose hairs ever freezing.. Thank gawd Washington State doesn't get that cold.

 

[teddybear4play]

oh man....this post took me awhile....i studied the v's....thinking...hmmm...are they teeth?....then i thought...nooooo....they must be v's......some code for vixenshe?......so i stewed a bit....figuring something was zooming right over my head....per usual....and my eyes lowered......lmao at your sigline......fucking chick magnet city!....yay for you....

I fixed it.

i don't i've ever mentioned this before, Teddy....but i have a recurring fantasy....it just flashes every so often.....i've never even mentioned it to the turtle....it involves a hotel room....you....Sillyman....Lazarus....tortoise....and me......it's pretty wild....with lots of cum....hard cocks....i have a great time with it.....<nodding>....there's just something about really, really extra horny young guys....that drives me wild.......

Not really my thing, but I'm glad you get a kick out of it.

TB4p