Crime Scene Identification: Camel-Toe Print

[TN_Vixen]

So, how would you go about identifying suspects?

One suggestion has been to ink the "CT" (camel-toe) and have each female suspect vault unto a pommel horse, thereby leaving a vivid print upon the sheet of paper.

Suggestions anyone?

 

[curious2c]

Only if I get to be the pommel horse, and it has to be done just right, so probably have to have lots of practice first

 

[Lancecastor]

Camel Toeography Process

1. Restrain and blindfold suspect

2. Shave camel toe.

3. Tongue inspection.

4. Prepare edible camel-toe cast goo.

5. Take impression of camel toe.

6. Prepare camel-toe for mug shots.

7. Take toe shots.

8. Prepare penis-cam.

9. Photograph camel-toe interior.

10. Have cigarette.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ginny]

So, how would you go about identifying suspects?

One suggestion has been to ink the "CT" (camel-toe) and have each female suspect vault unto a pommel horse, thereby leaving a vivid print upon the sheet of paper.

Suggestions anyone?

do you dip pussy in ink first?....or are you thinking pussy juice print.....DNA kinda thing?

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[LukkyKnight]

What the hell are you guys talking about????

ROTF

Lioness

 

[curious2c]

definitely DNA type thingy. Like that added list there Lance.
way more ahead of the game than I am tonight

 

[ridddder]

Perhaps...

we need to consult the experts on CSI, I would vote for the plaster casts...since all of us who have worked in plaster know of it's warming effect as it hardens.

Interesting watson, very interesting...

 

[Wrong Element]

Are cameltoes unique like fingerprints, and therefore suitable for ID purposes? Or do we really want to know the answer to that question?

 

[Ginny]

hmmmm....