Creative uses for toe jam, cotton wool and a box of matches

[TheEarl]

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

starting a stinky fire?

(the obvious answer)

 

[TxRad]

I don't even want to know....

I don't even know why i CLICKED ON THIS THREAD....

Train wreck syndrome... is the only answer.....

 

[Aurora Black]

Toe jam is sexy.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Toe Jam and/or Belly Button Lint: Stuffing pillows.

Matches: Only use them for camp fires.

 

[Guest]

 

[matriarch]

Oh god.................

I wish I hadn't opened this one.

Yukkkkkk......yukkkkkkk.......yukkkkkkk.........yukkkkkkkkk...........

Earl, I thought better of you.

 

[TheEarl]

Oh god.................

I wish I hadn't opened this one.

Yukkkkkk......yukkkkkkk.......yukkkkkkk.........yukkkkkkkkk...........

Earl, I thought better of you.

Want some salad cream?

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

Toe Jam and/or Belly Button Lint: Stuffing pillows.

Matches: Only use them for camp fires.

Stuff the cotton wool up your nose, throw the matches away, and use the empty box to sart your toe jam collection.

 

[minsue]

Want some salad cream?

The Earl

*snicker*

 

[Tom Collins]

I don't even want to know....

I don't even know why i CLICKED ON THIS THREAD....

Train wreck syndrome... is the only answer.....

Yes, a clear cut case of Homoruberneckus.

 

[Guest]

Toss the lint and toe jam, use the matches to light candles, and drop the hot wax all over Earl's chest.