Creative Nicknames

[L8tnIt]

Also called "euphanisms"; What are some titles for things that are just "not polite to say in proper company

 

[L8tnIt]

examples to get the ball rolling...

Penis= cock
Vagina= pussy
Mentsrulation cycle= ToM

I am sure you get the idea. Now... Let's have some fun & goof off with this

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I'm a huge fan of nicknames (not so big on the euphamisms). Names by which I've called friends, ex's, current interests, acquaintances:

Champ
Sport
Pretty
Fella
Cheekbones
Frowney face
Collarbone
Princess
Shortstack
Subway
Polly-pocket
Sophie's choice
Hourglass

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I'm suddenly very embarrassed that I admitted those.

 

[L8tnIt]

once upon a time

I had a girlfriend refer to my *member as "The Captain"

Yes... Many "Motion of the Ocean" jokes ensued. But so were many nights of her saluting the Captain

 

[NymphMyosotis]

I have a silly nickname for a cute guy with my friends.

Jaja...that way, if we see a cute guy passing by, we can say something like:
"Look at that Jaja" and the guy has no idea we're talking about him.
It works! lol

 

[L8tnIt]

Now THAT is what I am talking about!

Neon, Nymph... Keep it up!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Not sure if this works, but when I was in high school we all used to have these ripping parties in the woods. Whenever we had to go pee, my female friends and I would say, "Let's go chase rabbits." If any of the guys wanted to know where we were off to, we'd say, "chasin' rabbits". Yeah. I can pee in the woods.

 

[PrissOff]

I heard one for a girl on her -ahem- time of the month, it was "chasing the cotton mouse" ... A bit disturbing but funny at the same time.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I heard one for a girl on her -ahem- time of the month, it was "chasing the cotton mouse" ... A bit disturbing but funny at the same time.

There's also the "curse of the red fairy" for that time.
I had a friend in college who referred to tampons as "spark plugs" and pads as "surfboards".
"Surprise. I've been cursed by the red fairy. Got any spark plugs on ya?"

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Penis= cock
Vagina= pussy
Mentsrulation cycle= ToM

I am sure you get the idea. Now... Let's have some fun & goof off with this

hahah

 

[xelliebabex]

Penis= cock
Vagina= pussy
Mentsrulation cycle= ToM

I am sure you get the idea. Now... Let's have some fun & goof off with this

Growing up my mother had me believing that girls had a wizzwozz and boys had a winkie.

My best friend calls vagina a Va-jay-jay and it was cute enough that we all use it now

 

[Lia Monde]

Breasts = Bumpers

 

[L8tnIt]

Breasts:
-Tits
-Funbags
-Boobs
-Flotation Devices
-Floaters

 

[Lia Monde]

Cunnilingus = Eating the oyster.

 

[L8tnIt]

Fellatio:
-Sword Swallowing
-Eating Sausage
-Sucking his Meat Straw

 

[Lia Monde]

Salacious flirting = tempting fate.