Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[lucky-E-leven]

Washington Post Poetry Competition
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.



Just in time for Valentine's Day! Any ideas?

-lucky

 

[Icingsugar]

You remind me of a midsummer's morning...
...when I rolled outta bed and puked without warning


Hmm, not all that good...

 

[NoJo]

Your eyes flutter open, your sweet lips part
as you ask me "did you just fart?"

 

[Guest]

Your manhood divine, your precum sublime…
O fuck! Why can’t you arrive on time?

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Your lips are as red as cherry, your eyes as clear as glass,
But bloody hell, darlin', you've got one fat arse!

 

[CharleyH]

More poginant, resonatingly E . . . .

Love is more. It can be less,
and what you have you can't possess,
but if you search, I'm sure you'll find,
that what seems your's is really ...
mine.

quoting a friend.

 

[NoJo]

One for lorrie:

My heart, my love, my Valentine
Fancy a fook, me bloke's out till nine.

 

[Guest]

I will love you forever, I shout to this place
I'm amazed I could say that with a straight face.

 

[Guest]

oops

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I hug you, and kiss you and adore you to bits
But only because you have monstrous tits.

 

[Guest]

My love for you knows no bounds
Now get out of my face before I release the hounds.

 

[NoJo]

I loved you, I needed you, I dreamed of you nightly from afar
I met you, I saw you -- Boy, you're nothing like your Avatar.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You are Amazing! I proclaim with force,
And it sure doesn't hurt that you're hung like a horse.

 

[minsue]

I loved you, I needed you, I dreamed of you nightly from afar
I met you, I saw you -- Boy, you're nothing like your Avatar.

That made me chuckle, Joe.

Yes, I chuckled. I'll do it again to. You just watch.

- Mindy, feelin rebellious today

 

[Guest]

You rock my world morning, noon, and night
But keep the lights off, or I will run away in fright.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmmm

More than two lines but a fav of mine.

My love I see
So fair is she
So fair her perfect figure
Not so fair
The maniac stare
Of her husband
Who's much bigger.

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

I loved you, I needed you, I dreamed of you nightly from afar
I met you, I saw you -- Boy, you're nothing like your Avatar.

you promised you wouldn't tell them what i really look like.

lorri's contribution;

darling!! Your skin is like satin
shit that's been sat-in

 

[Icingsugar]

When night falls, I love to watch your peaceful face asleep
from outside your bedroom window - cause I'm a stalking creep

 

[lucky-E-leven]

When night falls, I love to watch your peaceful face asleep
from outside your bedroom window - cause I'm a stalking creep

good one Ice...creepy but good

 

[Guest]

Your body and face are so divine
of course, I will say anything when drunk on wine.

 

[MathGirl]

You said we would have a night of love at your place,
But you kiked down the dor and cammed in my fase.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your face is like candy, sugary sweet,
but dang! girl, how they smell, your feet.
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My sweetheart is so sweet and cute,
but I wish, oh I wish, that she was mute.
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My precious dear, you look real fine,
can I get a fuck now that I've said my line?
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And my all-time favourite, though it's a bit long:

"When I am gone, you'll find it hard," said he, "to ever find another man like me."
"What makes you think - as I suppose you do - that I would ever want another man like you?"

 

[Guest]

"When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep.

I guess having you suck my dick is better than fucking sheep.

(with apologies to Kahil Gibran)


Forgive me. I just posted on a political thread - tends to make me insane!!!

 

[Guest]

He who love touches walks not in darkness,
(but if you get cum in your eye, you can't see shit!)





(by Plato, and sarahh)

 

[minsue]

He who love touches walks not in darkness,
(but if you get cum in your eye, you can't see shit!)





(by Plato, and sarahh)

Especially if you wear contact lenses. Really wish I didn't know that...