Creative Gentleman

[Pervy_Sage]

You aren't? Well that smilie there is quite deceptive.

So you AREN'T smiling? Ah, it's just as well. Lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

Finally....the truth!!! Lol

Hush you!! :caning:

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Hush you!! :caning:

Lol. Sounds like an invitation.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol. Sounds like an invitation.

As long as you smile.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

As long as you smile.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

See that's better. Women like it when men smile.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

See that's better. Women like it when men smile.

Lol. I'm cheesing, ok?

 

[ERoleplayer]

In college I majored in English Literature. It was
sort of a fake major. All I wanted to do was dance,
but at the time there wasn't a B.A. in Dance were I
was. So i was an English major and a dance minor.
In graduate school I majored in Dance and got my MFA
in performance. I got through my undergrad Lit
courses pretty much undamaged, with my pristine
ignorance mostly intact. But I do remember one thing
my Lit professor said:

"If you are writing a novel, or a story, you are
telling a lie. If what you write is true or is
intended to be true, you are writing a history, or a
biography, but you are not writing a novel or a
story."

He went on to teach that literature is a "lie in
service to a greater truth." In other words,
literature, which is false, can portray truth better
than histories, or biographies. I found this to be
true in university. I took Psych, but in literature
I learned more about human psychology than you can
shake a spere at.

So I am amused when I come on LITerotica and find
people worrying about whether what someone posts is
"true," or who they "really" are. I worry more about
whether what someone writes is "hot." I had a great
ongoing correspondence with a guy who turned out to
be a girl posing. Someone went to a great deal of
trouble to "out" her to me. I suppose that person
felt as superior, as I did as a child, when I went
around telling the other kids there was no Santa
Claus. It made me feel superior until I grew up a
little. I don't think it made anyone's life better.

I'm not gay.(Not that there is anything "wrong" with
it.) Writing with a "guy" who was "really" a "girl"
was just a non-issue for me. I don't CARE who (or
what) is on the other end of the line. (I once wrote
with a computer as a project when my then bf was in
comp sci.) All I care about is: Is it hot? Or is it
not? In the event, she stopped writing me. We both
lost. To the one who outed her to me, thanks a LOT!

If I were looking to hook up (I'm not), it might
matter who someone "really was." Since I'm not
planning to hook up, give it a rest already! Let me
have my Santa Claus. Find something to do with your
hands other than going around spoiling other folks'
fun!

Love,

Jamie

PS The computer was a Not Hot Bot

Bravo !!!

 

[Belleanna]

Thankfully there are still creative gentlemen out and about.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Thankfully there are still creative gentlemen out and about.

Yeah, we're out there. Lol

 

[Pervy_Sage]

This was fun. Later folks!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol. I'm cheesing, ok?

If that has anything to do with cooking, count me in. I am craving good food. lol

 

[Pervy_Sage]

If that has anything to do with cooking, count me in. I am craving good food. lol

I'm an awesome cook, if I may toot my own horn!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm an awesome cook, if I may toot my own horn!

Ok, I'll see you tomorrow. While you cook, I can take picture of you doing that and post them here for you.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Ok, I'll see you tomorrow. While you cook, I can take picture of you doing that and post them here for you.

Lol. I don't cook naked, silly!

 

[Treasured]

It's so nice to see you back

 

[Pervy_Sage]

It's so nice to see you back

Thank you. I'm mostly on the outskirts now, but every now and then i jump into the frey.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

feeling silly

There once was a girl with large breasts
Who wanted to give me a test.
So i gave her a lick
And she fell on my stick
And since then, neither have had a rest

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol. I don't cook naked, silly!

I've seen you in clothes Mr!! You don't need to be naked to charm.

There once was a girl with large breasts
Who wanted to give me a test.
So i gave her a lick
And she fell on my stick
And since then, neither have had a rest

hahaha I love this!!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I've seen you in clothes Mr!! You don't need to be naked to charm.


hahaha I love this!!

Oh! I thought being naked was a prerequisite to being on an adult forum. I'll put my privates away.

 

[ViciousTease]

There once was a girl with large breasts
Who wanted to give me a test.
So i gave her a lick
And she fell on my stick
And since then, neither have had a rest

Love this!

Oh! I thought being naked was a prerequisite to being on an adult forum. I'll put my privates away.

Don't you dare!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Love this!



Don't you dare!

You found me too? Lol. And too late!

 

[Jamicurechickie]

There once was a girl with large breasts
Who wanted to give me a test.
So i gave her a lick
And she fell on my stick
And since then, neither have had a rest

Love!!! *snickers*

Thanks for making my day!!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Love!!! *snickers*

Thanks for making my day!!

I do what i can!

 

[ViciousTease]

You found me too? Lol. And too late!

It's never too late for naked.