Creative & Dramatic Ways to Die. (ABC Style)

[LiamHDunn]

Stepping on a LEGO at the top of the stairs and then falling down them as you hop about in pain.

 

[HBergeron]

Tarantula Enema

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Urinating on a high-voltage electric fence.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Vaulting off a cliff yelling "I can fly!" As you flap your arms.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil.

 

[LiamHDunn]

Something proceeded by the phrase, "Hey, Ya'll, watch this!"

 

[HBergeron]

X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes looks at you over lunch and doesn't tell you that you have an inoperable brain tumor.

(I thought this was a cool thread, and didn't want to see it die - 'X' is one of the great thread killers)

 

[Hornblende]

Yeti attack, while climbing the last fifty feet of Mount Everest.

 

[papadoc19]

Zamboni explosion during a minor league hockey all star game

 

[Hornblende]

Assassinated by Russian spies with nerve agents.

 

[papadoc19]

Bitten by a Lycan

 

[Hornblende]

Cuddled by a constrictor

 

[papadoc19]

Drowns while skinny dipping with Numi

 

[Lia Monde]

Enraged elephant escapes enclosure and crushes you while you’re trying to take a selfie of the event.

 

[HBergeron]

Fatal Attraction DVD - broken, with a sharp piece jammed upward through your eye into your brain (and twisted)

 

[Xerxes82]

Gruesomely gory gladiatorial defeat. But hey, you said you wanted to be on reality television...

 

[rubydlite]

Hung with glass covered string used in kite running

 

[Lia Monde]

Incinerated when trying to learn to juggle burning cans of gas on a unicycle.

 

[Xerxes82]

Juggling running chainsaws.

 

[Lia Monde]

Kicking a hornets nest for kicks.

 

[Lia Monde]

Losing your footing on a tour of a steel factory and falling into the molten metal.

 

[jasonmason]

Meeting the Grim Reaper in a dark alley and challenging him to a duel.

 

[Lia Monde]

Napping in a dragon's lair.

 

[Lia Monde]

Opening a letter bomb marked "FRAGILE: Letter Bomb"

 

[Lia Monde]

Placing a closed metal can in a microwave oven.