Creative & Dramatic Ways to Die. (ABC Style)

[iLackBrainCells]

After a discussion with Tallulah82 about a graphic dream I had, I was encouraged to start this thread. I'd like to just point out, this is just a tongue-in-cheek thread trying to come up with the most OTT deaths in the ABC style. Get your thinking heads on!

Affixed to a rocket with duct-tape and sent on a one-way trip to space!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Nice one brainy.

Bungee jump into a river of pirranah, slowly eaten alive with each dip.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Nice one brainy.

Bungee jump into a river of pirranah, slowly eaten alive with each dip.

Thanks.

Calling a Cannibal a shit cook, ending up as filling in his ravioli.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Daring a drunk marksman to shoot an Apple off your head.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Entering the Lion enclosure dressed as a Zebra.

 

[HBergeron]

Feet are anchored to the bottom of a swimming pool, your head several feet underwater. Before being placed there, a steel tube round enough that to breathe, your mouth must be stretched as wide open as possible, was wedged in your mouth. As you stand there, head tilted back, they feed black widows down the tube.

Now you have the dilemma of which death to choose.

(only one person on Lit will have seen this scenario before)

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Your feet are anchored to the bottom of a swimming pool, your head several feet underwater. Before being placed there, a steel tube round enough that to breathe, your mouth must be stretched as wide open as possible, was wedged in your mouth. As you stand there, head tilted back, they feed black widows down the tube.

Now you have the dilemma of which death to choose.

(only one person on Lit will have seen this scenario before)

What a scenario!! Didn't begin with F though.

 

[HBergeron]

What a scenario!! Didn't begin with F though.

As usual, I overlooked the ABC part
Easily fixed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk

 

[curvyangel1969]

Hunting in a dear suit.

Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk

That made me cringe just reading it!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Invite a psycho-killer inside For some pizza. He asked you for a knife to cut it. You give it to him. He stabs you and eats the pizza. Your share included.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hunting in a dear suit.




That made me cringe just reading it!!

Sorry, the man asked for creativity.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Juggling chainsaws while standing in a vat of hot oil.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Knocked out by a flying avocado then getting ran over by a vegetable truck delivering monkeys to a circus.

 

[beachbaby179]

Licking a live wire at a power transfer station.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Making your way to a bar with an alcoholic then the alcoholic gets you so drunk that he is able to exchange livers with you as he just happens to be the best doctor at performing operations in the world then your body rejects it

 

[curvyangel1969]

Missing the turn on dead mans curve

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Naked wrestling with a Honey Badger.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Octopus strangulation.

 

[DarkSimian]

Plugging in a Sybian, then getting into the bathtub with it

 

[mnbreastluver]

Questioning whether an IUD is still lethal and finding out the hard way it was.

 

[HBergeron]

Rope around your neck, your body tied securely to the bed of a speeding pickup. The man holding the other end of the rope secures a grappling hook to it, then flings it, catching the grill of a passing truck barreling by in the opposite direction.

POP! Goes the weasel!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stubbing your toe and getting a lethal infection.

*nods head* and you thought being bare foot was all just fun and games!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Tying cheesewire round your neck, super gluing your hands to your temples and jumping off a very high ledge...

It'll look to first responders like you've pulled your own head off.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Unfastening a train carriage whilst having one leg tied to the train and the other to the carriage..