Creative Cursing

[impressive]

Let's hear your best/favorite non-sexual abusive, insulting phrase.

I've decided that far too often we use words for things we LIKE to do (e.g., cock sucking, cunt licking) when engaged in a blood-pressure raising rant -- and I've vowed to discontinue the practice.

So, you booger eating sacks of maggot snot, give it your best shot!

 

[cantdog]

He's got the judgement of a small squirrel.

He's strong as an ox and twice as smart.

I never answer a question with more than three unspoken assumptions.

 

[English Lady]

you bloody..idiot, swine, imbecile etc etc

Bog off!

You're as much use as a chocoloate fireguard/teapot or as much use as an ash tray on a motor bike.

You're face loooks like a well smacked arse/ bulldog chewing toffee.

 

[impressive]

He's got the judgement of a small squirrel.

He's strong as an ox and twice as smart.

I never answer a question with more than three unspoken assumptions.

Not bad, puss bag.

 

[impressive]

you bloody..idiot, swine, imbecile etc etc

Bog off!

You're as much use as a chocoloate fireguard/teapot or as much use as an ash tray on a motor bike.

You're face loooks like a well smacked arse/ bulldog chewing toffee.

A good show, you putrid pile of dog shit.

 

[impressive]

Oh, come ON, people! I know there are more than 3 creative people in the AH. I'd call you all "pussies," but that'd be breaking my own new rule.

Impress me ...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Dumb as a box of hammers.

You wouldn't know a good idea if it landed on your face a started to wiggle.

Go piss up a rope.

Fuck you and everybody that looks like you! (Save this one for the end of the argument)

(Oops, that last ones kind of sexual)

 

[impressive]

Dumb as a box of hammers.

You wouldn't know a good idea if it landed on your face a started to wiggle.

Go piss up a rope.

Fuck you and everybody that looks like you! (Save this one for the end of the argument)

(Oops, that last ones kind of sexual)

Ah, thanks, you weasely-faced scum sucker.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ah, thanks, you weasely-faced scum sucker.

Anytime you festering pile of bat guano.

 

[impressive]

Anytime you festering pile of bat guano.

PMSL! Now you've got it, turd breath!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What a lackluster piss poor attempt to tell someone what a asslickingweaselteatedslimesuckingturdjugglingwindowlickingjackoffwasteofatoms they are.

 

[impressive]

What a lackluster piss poor attempt to tell someone what a asslickingweaselteatedslimesuckingturdjugglingwindowlickingjackoffwasteofatoms they are.

Ah ah ah, fart face! "asslicking" and "jackoff" are rather sexual, methinks.

 

[minsue]

What a lackluster piss poor attempt to tell someone what a asslickingweaselteatedslimesuckingturdjugglingwindowlickingjackoffwasteofatoms they are.

*BUZZZZZ*

I do belive that would be a disqualification. :cool

(the 'asslicking' could be considered one, too )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah ah ah, fart face! "asslicking" and "jackoff" are rather sexual, methinks.

fuckyoutoo.

 

[minsue]

Ah ah ah, fart face! "asslicking" and "jackoff" are rather sexual, methinks.

Damn, I'm not used to being outposted.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

turdjuggling

 

[impressive]

*BUZZZZZ*

I do belive that would be a disqualification. :cool

(the 'asslicking' could be considered one, too )

Yuppers, boil butt.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn, I'm not used to being outposted.

get over it short bus drama queen

 

[cloudy]

You are a wickedly backward sneak and a ludicrous, foul-smelling odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime.

 

[impressive]

fuckyoutoo.

Double *** BUZZZZZ ***

Disqualified, you ear wax sucking compost heap.

 

[impressive]

You are a wickedly backward sneak and a ludicrous, foul-smelling odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime.

Bravo, shit for brains!

 

[cloudy]

Bravo, shit for brains!

It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you molester of small old men.

 

[impressive]

It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you molester of small old men.

Good one, toad skin. (I looked at "molester" 3x before I saw anything other than MOLE-STER ... and was wondering what the fuck it meant!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Double *** BUZZZZZ ***

Disqualified, you ear wax sucking compost heap.

Like I give a rodent's gluteous maximus.

~A~breakin all the rules.

 

[cloudy]

Good one, toad skin. (I looked at "molester" 3x before I saw anything other than MOLE-STER ... and was wondering what the fuck it meant!)

You are a shockingly cretinous subhuman and a belligerent, acidly acrimonious mass of neuroses and complexes.








I'm cheating, but this is really, really fun!