Creative Cums

[Guest]

I'd like hear about your most creative mastrubation sessions. Did you use an unusual object? Did you cum in a place you normally wouldn't? By sharring we can give each other new ideas.

Here's my most recent:


I found some noxema cold cream (the stuff in the blue tub). I put some on my clit, a little at the entrance to my pussy hole, and a bit in my asshole (at the opening where all the nerve endings are). It felt so good! It felt like I was on fire...and I came hard with just a few strokes on my clit. I highly recommend it.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Have you ever done one while doing a cartwheel?

How about during a first post?

 

[Different Guy]

What's this "first post" thing I've been hearing recently here? I don't think I recall knowing what that actually is...

 

[Spinaroonie]

What's this "first post" thing I've been hearing recently here? I don't think I recall knowing what that actually is...

It's when you make the first post to a thread.

 

[Guest]

Hey! It's me the thread starter.


Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell for sure.

If so, I'm sorry I'm not a proficient thread starter, but I'm trying.......

If not, can't say either of those apply to me.

 

[katie_1717]

creative

i love to dream up great ways to cum. Most involve any chance of being seen. Here is an example. I stripped slowly on a long distance car trip across country and when i got naked got out of the car and made myself masturbate where ever iw as which turned out to be a parking lot of a walmart i guess. The absolute anonymity was what made it possible to be so daring and so slutty. Masturbating on the side of my car, albeit at night, was the best mastubration cum i have ever had, it racked me and i stayed undressed for hours afterwards looking for another locaiton to to it agian

kt

 

[Guest]

Me again.....

That's way hot kt. Thanks for sharing!!!

I've done it in a car at a reststop in broad daylight (in wholesum Iowa). But never as daring as being fully naked. You rock!

 

[katie_1717]

thanks

You bet, anonymity is a powerfully erotic tool. it lets you do things that, in your world, you probably wouldnt. As long as you stay cool of the law, it is fun to taek advantage of it. I am wearing a short denim skirt at work today and plan to get my panties off in the parking deck before getting into my car and beacuse you have gotten me so wet, will drive home the 25 miles playing all the way. i am gonna have to take them off becuase i have been teasing myself with having to pee for the last hour and have let just enough out to get my crotch all wet and i cant possibly wear these wet panties all the way home.

kt

 

[Guest]

Me again....


So did you cum in your car today?

 

[katie_1717]

cumming

lets just say that the seat was sticky when i got inthe car today. say are you a gut or girl and where are you?

 

[Guest]

I'm a girl, as you can see from the first thread...

 

[katie_1717]

new here

sorry, i am still trying to catch on to what works here and how. So, what did you do today, please share.

kt

 

[susan__32]

i enjoy having my husband masterbate for me in unusual places.. i once followed him into the bathroom during a party at his boss's house.. i had him masterbate for me.. that was quite fun

 

[hardfastyoung]

As you might imagine, I love masturbating...especially in public. Nothing quite matches my neighbor across the street, an older lady, but unbearably cute, checking me out after I come out of the shower and get...distracted. It's tough to tell, but I think we've made eye contact while I was visibly (and audibly) jacking myself off...and the funny, terrible, frustrating thing is...I walk past her on her porch occasionally and she shys away. I almost want to approach her. I would to see some reciprocation. *sigh*

I also love masturbating in front of people. At a corporate event I wasn't really supposed to be at I once "performed" in front of three of my best friend's work associates! H-O-T Open-bar parties in private places are best for this, though it's only happened once to me. Would love for it to happen again.

Tim

 

[Lust Engine]

I'd like hear about your most creative mastrubation sessions. Did you use an unusual object? Did you cum in a place you normally wouldn't? By sharring we can give each other new ideas.

Here's my most recent:


I found some noxema cold cream (the stuff in the blue tub). I put some on my clit, a little at the entrance to my pussy hole, and a bit in my asshole (at the opening where all the nerve endings are). It felt so good! It felt like I was on fire...and I came hard with just a few strokes on my clit. I highly recommend it.

I remember way back when I was really young, I scaled my way to the roof of the elementary school (what was I thinking?). I found a stash of men's mags there; obviously I wasn't the only one who had snuck up to the roof! I managed to flip through the magazines eyeing each & every one of those naked beauties. I could feel the bulge emerging within my pants and had to whip out my engorged cock. I held my firm cock in my hand and slowly massaged & stroked my cock. I teased myself mercilessly as I leered at the pages of my newfound magazine. I piston pumped myself; I could feel the tension growing within. I eventually came what seemed like a huge geyser. My cock spewed out thick gooey ropes of my man-seed all over the roof of the school in broad daylight!

To this day I have no idea why I decided to scale the school and even worse I have no idea why I had to get off on top of the school either, but it was so deliciously naughty at the time!

 

[ApplesMcgee]

hmm...

Why hasn't unregistered when and registered?

PowrDragn

 

[peachykeen]

It is amusing how many people say "I lovew masturbating and yada yada yada..." Not for nothing but are there a lot of people who would find there way here and say "Well I just don't care much for touching myself..." LOL

 

[Guest]

I usually have a jimmy wank when there's a crappy Shannon-Tweed-starring film on channel five. I do try and convince myself that i don't care much for touching myself, but I just can't resist. Ho ho ho.

 

[throbbingcock]

Ive jacked off in the stairwell of my apt building, Ive jacked off on roof top pool area, ive jacked of in the car, Ive jacked off at friends house bathroom while thinking of his G/F, jacked off in kitchen, jacked off in moms room, Ive jacked off on moms shoes, jacked off in bed next to mom came on her butt, Ive jacked off into hot tea than drank it, into my own mouth...................and on and on. If you can think of it Ive done it.