Create Your Own Caption

[MechaBlade]

"Take it out Jim people are staring"

"I... would... but... I'm... stuck."

She's saying that.

Lol! Winner!

 

[Vincent E]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lagoon/4623/images/mets_player.jpg

 

[underbraust]

"Look at this titty! Yeah. Uh huh, Uhuh Look at that, what a beauty!"
*Nodding head

 

[X Writer]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lagoon/4623/images/mets_player.jpg

John hoped and prayed that no one would notice the giant whitehead sprouting off his nose before he could get a chance to pop the embarrassing zit.

 

[MechaBlade]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lagoon/4623/images/mets_player.jpg

Jose may not have known shit about baseball, but he could sure blow a mean bubble.

 

[Alice_In_Chains]

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lagoon/4623/images/mets_player.jpg

See guys that's about the size of my wife's ass compared to my head.

 

[Vincent E]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040908/s/r483928590.jpg

 

[X Writer]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040908/s/r483928590.jpg

In an effort to market to the fears of a "dumb blonde" reputation, famed fashion designer Serge Jackmeoff released a joint effort product with Motorola...a cell phone disguised as a Top Ten New York Times Best Seller.

 

[sirhugs]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040908/s/r483928590.jpg

the first book flavoured like my edible panties. OOps, who am I trying to kid? I don't wear panties.

 

[MechaBlade]

In an effort to market to the fears of a "dumb blonde" reputation, famed fashion designer Serge Jackmeoff released a joint effort product with Motorola...a cell phone disguised as a Top Ten New York Times Best Seller.

I certainly can't top that.

 

[X Writer]

The inspiration for the caption came from the fact that the book and the dress are apparently color coordinated.

On an afternote, Serge Jackmeoff should have been named Calvin Cunnilingus.

 

[X Writer]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040908/s/r483928590.jpg

X WRITER'S BIMBO DICTIONARY: "Book Rack"

 

[Vincent E]

http://www.geocities.com/wave444888/JillianMaxim1.JPG

 

[Vincent E]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jjho/LA-1.JPG

 

[sirhugs]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jjho/LA-1.JPG

thinking to himself: "if they move away, I'll fall right over, but if I hang on, I might get the ultimate in contrasting threesomes"

 

[sirhugs]

since it is the Story Ideas forum...

...did I mention that I'd love to read a good Courtney Thorne-Smith story?

 

[Vincent E]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20041013/mdf727086.jpg


When I saw this one the first thing I thought of was:

"I'm ready for my wardrobe malfunction, Mr. Demille."

 

[sirhugs]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20041013/mdf727086.jpg


When I saw this one the first thing I thought of was:

"I'm ready for my wardrobe malfunction, Mr. Demille."

that's odd, my first thought was " ohmigawd, my implant is about to explode!"

now, there is a strange story idea....a pop star dancing so hard her chest explodes....but how to make it erotic for the stroker crowd?