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CharleyH

CharleyH

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Aren't creampie shots just a way for a guy to make sure he came?
 
Yeah, they do get a bit underwhelming. It gets better if he starts eating the pie.
 
mellowgyrl said:
LOL Do you have trouble find the toilet as well? LOL Only teasing!
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Getting a little private here, but I think the problem was that she was a little too loose, and I didn't know when I was in or not :eek:

And I always clean up any mess I leave on the toilet seat :D
 
TheeGoatPig said:
Getting a little private here, but I think the problem was that she was a little too loose, and I didn't know when I was in or not :eek:

And I always clean up any mess I leave on the toilet seat :D
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Is that real or a myth? I mean, can a woman really be that wide that you can't feel her? And...um...if she was that wide open shouldn't it have been easy to find? LOL :)
 
mellowgyrl said:
Is that real or a myth? I mean, can a woman really be that wide that you can't feel her? And...um...if she was that wide open shouldn't it have been easy to find? LOL :)
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Not wide so much as non-gripping. I couldn't tell if I was inside or just sliding along the outer lips.
 
In the 1960s "Cream Pie" shots used to be created with condensed milk.

Sticky and sweet but much more effective in a photograph...

Og
 
I think cream pies are alot better than popping on her face.

I mean seriously, how often are people having sex, and both want to stop just as the orgasm is arriving so he can do it on her face?
 
Unfortunately, creampie shots in porn seem to shot almost exclusively for the fetish crowd. I enjoy seeing a sex scene ending in a natural cream pie, but I don't need to see the OBGYN exam afterwards. A few videos don't cram the camera into her crotch afterwards, and maybe there is a trend towards non-fetish videos. If visual proof on an ejaculation is needed, I'd like to offer the following as alternatives to the OBGYN shots afterwards.
  • The guy could just pull out (after the cream pie is created) and let the girl lick him off. The pulling out and licking would provider plenty of "proof" of a real ejaculation.
  • Have the guy pull out and re-insert a few times to show the "proof." Some optional licking could be included between the re-insertions.
  • The couple could 69 for some extra slippery oral to be viewed.
  • The semen covered (possibly limp) penis could be removed and placed on the woman's pussy, breasts, lips, face, etc... for visual "proof". A girl could gently fondle him to show the wetness.
Come on, movie guys, let show some creativity out there.
 
mellowgyrl said:
Is that real or a myth? I mean, can a woman really be that wide that you can't feel her? And...um...if she was that wide open shouldn't it have been easy to find? LOL :)
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Yea they can be that wide...mostly due to a lack of use of the muscles...orrrrr taking way way too many large items [donkey show anyone?]
 
Creampies?

Oh I'm a big fan! I think I am like other men in that I think about playing with or even going down on my wife after sex but once I cum the desire quickly leaves me. Although lately I still have some desire I'm still too tired to keep going. I was thinking that maybe instead of going down on her that maybe next time (maybe tonight!) I would grab a toy or two and continue that way.
Just some thoughts.
 
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