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Maximillian_Excaliber

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I came up with this one night when I was in a really weird mood. Before you read this, try to keep in mind that I am straight and actually came up with as a joke for a lesbian friend of mine. I wrote it as an outline for a adult cartoon series. By the way, I never said it was good. Just weird. Here we go...

Peter Cockintale - Agent of G.A.Y.

To the everyday woodland creatures, the Forest is a quiet and safe place. But appearances can be deceiving as the battle between good and evil is being fought between the defenders of the Forest G.A.Y. and the would be destroyers B.U.S.H. This series chronicles the adventures of Peter Cockintal, Agent of G.A.Y. as he fights the evil Dr. Toad and his sinister organization B.U.S.H.

Episode 1: The Hard Woods Affair
In this episode, our hero is assigned to investigate a dastardly plot by the evil criminal organization B.U.S.H. to poison the Forest's Pond with liquid Viagra in an attempt to wipe out the entire Bunny population.

Episode 2: The Bare Hares Affair
Peter must stop B.U.S.H. from successfully exploding several NAIR bombs before they reveal the identities of of G.A.Y.'s super secret Q.U.E.E.N.S. squad.

Episode 3: The Horny Toad Affair
In this episode Peter must stop a plot by Dr. Toad, the head of B.U.S.H, before he can complete his plan to detonate a gene bomb that will change all male bunnies in the Forest into female bunnies so he can turn all the forest's bunnies into sex slaves.

Episode 4: The C.A.T.S. Pussy Affair
In this episode Peter discovers that the famous jewel thief Pamela Purrity is really an agent of the British Feline Service C.A.T.S. and has been sent to prevent agents of B.U.S.H. from destroying the secret Hot Springs headquarters of G.A.Y.

Episode 5: The Deep Ram Affair
After Peter discovers that his friend and fellow agent George Ram is a brainwashed sleeper agent planted by B.U.S.H. to infiltrate G.A.Y., he teams up with the beautiful lesbian agent Kitty Purloin to stop the sinister plot.

Episode 6: The L-Bird Affair
Kitty Purloin goes on a mission to rescue a captured Peter after Ava Swan and her all Gull Squad takes him to B.U.S.H. headquarters. Will Peter give in to the mind controlling effects of B.U.S.H. before Kitty can rescue him? What will happen when the Cat catches up with the Bird?

Episode 7: The Killer Asteroids Affair
The evil Dr. Toad develops a lethal form of sexually transmitted hemorrhoids code named "Asteroids" in an attempt to eliminate top G.A.Y. agents. George Ram becomes infected and Peter must find a cure or loose his friend forever.
 
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What a hoot. Give it some details and send it into the humor and satire catagory!

Id read it.
 
Go for it dude. We need more humor stories on Lit'. My stuff's picking up cobwebs.
 
I'll add you one when I have 30 seconds to spare. Only 25 thus far.

(A few hours later) Hey I put one up. I also noticed that you are on a writing frenzy max and you got to branch into humor for your own insanity.
 
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Episode 3: The Horny Toad Affair
In this episode Peter must stop a plot by Dr. Toad, the head of B.U.S.H, before he can complete his plan to detonate a gene bomb that will change all male bunnies in the Forest into female bunnies so he can turn all the forest's bunnies into sex slaves.
I came up with an idea yesterday relating to humans and aliens, but it would be perfect here:

Episode 3 and a half:
The devirginized effect
Dr. Toad's gene bomb had a radioactive effect over all bunnies of the land.
G.A.Y. agent Peter Cockintale psychically felt the ecstasy of every bunny, impregnating them Via immaculate conception.
No bunny was safe as they all multiplied like, well rabbits.
 
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