Crazy Squirrel...

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ITASCA, Ill. –– Authorities believe they have put an end to a squirrel's reign of terror.

They think a squirrel they killed last night is the one responsible for at least four attacks on people.

It was captured during a final attack. A man pulled it off his wife's shoulder as it was biting her. He threw it into a trap and called police.

Animal control officers killed the squirrel and are sending it to a state lab for testing.

The squirrel had a bald spot on its tail – just like the one described by the previous victims.

**THANK GAWD!
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**Have you ever been chased by a "wild animal?" (other than your SO)

My fire team and I were chased away by a mean Badger guarding it's lair! It was hilarious, eight tough, armed soldiers, M-16's/grenade launchers/M-60s/frag grenades, running at full speed away from that peeved varmit! Sleep well America! (lol) :D
 
Thank gawd! I thought I could never sleep safe again. I was afraid that little bugger was after my nuts.
 
You shoulda seen what the bugger did to the neighborhood pussy cat Poor dear.
 
calypso_21 said:
You shoulda seen what the bugger did to the neighborhood pussy cat Poor dear.

Betwee your pussycat and my nuts he was quite the little terrorist. Now my nuts can rest safely next to your pussycat
 
Thank gawd both are safe!! The wee bugger's gonna get more than his nuts cracked now.
 
Crazy Squirrel

Is this some kind slur on the Native Americans?
I don't get the euphemism today.
 
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