Crazy Kinky (not for the faint of heart)

[Grifters]

I am looking for a woman, and that woman has to have an incredibly strong constitution.

I am a man, late 30's with an average cock, probably on the smaller side. Looking for a woman who can handle, 3 to 7 minutes of pure funny faced intensity. Then a grunt and me dozing off on top of you.

I promise foreplay should it be needed, I can one handed unlock your bra, I will haphazardly pull down your panties then wait for you to finish the job. I will even bring in a sex toy so you can enjoy yourself as well (during or after).

I will try multiple positions, such as me on top, you on bottom, and the ever popular, you on bottom legs spread. I might even put one foot on the floor if I have had a drink or two.

If you are remotely interested in the crazy sexy kinky night let me know. I will even dress up for you. Boxers and white socks still pulled up and all.

If you are interested feel free to PM me. I imagine lots of ladies will be drawn to my manly manliness. grrr and stuff

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

Grins... oh baby you had me at grunt... mmmmmm

 

[bigjohnk]

This is good stuff good luck

 

[avvikande]

Heh. I had to check your location to see if my husband finally found Literotica. Texas is a hell of a way out of Canada, so I think my secret is safe. But if you are my husband, could you do the freaking dishes already?

 

[Grifters]

so far no takers.....*sad panda*

 

[NewTemptations]

so far no takers.....*sad panda*

Even though your ad is really, really tempting, I have all that and more at home already. You may have to raise your offer, just a little?

 

[Grifters]

10 minutes?
and a nipple twist?

 

[NewTemptations]

10 minutes?
and a nipple twist?

Wow, you really are kinky.

 

[avvikande]

10 minutes?
and a nipple twist?

Let me know when you raise the offer enough to include you shoving your tongue in my cunt..

 

[Grifters]

Let me know when you raise the offer enough to include you shoving your tongue in my cunt..

that could be arranged

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

sniff sniff.... but if she gets a tongue in her cunt, what do *I* get???

 

[janeyl]

10 minutes?
and a nipple twist?

Do you promise to twist them like you were tuning in a radio?

 

[Grifters]

Do you promise to twist them like you were tuning in a radio?

I even promise to have that intense look on my face and stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a bit

 

[Doc_Quack]

Heh. I had to check your location to see if my husband finally found Literotica. Texas is a hell of a way out of Canada, so I think my secret is safe. But if you are my husband, could you do the freaking dishes already?

Wash dishes?
Wow....now that's a bridge too far.

 

[janeyl]

I even promise to have that intense look on my face and stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a bit

Sold!! How soon can you get here?

 

[LexiTits]

LOL, for a sec I totally thought we'd fucked before.

 

[da_scribe]

Let me know when you raise the offer enough to include you shoving your tongue in my cunt..

I'll make that offer, throw in nipple twists and would tie and spank you in a minute, should you so desire.

 

[da_scribe]

Wash dishes?
Wow....now that's a bridge too far.

I'm with you Doc. I've seen some sick shit on this site, but that is going TOO Far!!

 

[NewTemptations]

I'm with you Doc. I've seen some sick shit on this site, but that is going TOO Far!!

Now boys, I happen to know that seeing a man washing dishes will get a women turned on, Cooking can get her wet, and vacuuming can send her right over the edge.

 

[Grifters]

Now boys, I happen to know that seeing a man washing dishes will get a women turned on, Cooking can get her wet, and vacuuming can send her right over the edge.

It would appear that the propaganda machine is alive and well.

 

[avvikande]

I'll make that offer, throw in nipple twists and would tie and spank you in a minute, should you so desire.

Could care less about the tying up, but spank and flog me and I'll be happy in all the right places.

 

[Grifters]

bare hand or wooden brush?

 

[julybaby04]

How are you at ironing?

 

[Grifters]

thats just crazy talk
this thread is getting WAY out of hand

 

[avvikande]

bare hand or wooden brush?

Either, or mix it up just for fun. I prefer being flogged with a rubber flogger, love the way those rubber fingers stroke every little crevice, some with a kiss, and some with a bite...