Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

blackstallion21

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Come On... I KNOW that I'm Not the Only Person who gets horny in places that he shouldn't!

Show me some pics of the Crazy Places you've Masturbated! We'd ALL Love to see them!!!

Your Car?
Your Job?
Your School?
A Parking Lot?
In your Pool?
The Grocery Store?



SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
 
outside is all for me lol

religion class huh? Didn't know they could teach that in school unless it is private school i think, but right on! :devil:
 
At my desk....in my cubicle,.....at work.....in front of the window.
 
on a plane, on my balcony, on a beach, in a car, in a restaurant for my gf..............
 
I did in my high school library once. Damn, the librarian was hot. Every inch the classic stereotype: blonde, glasses, skirt, unbuttoned shirt, cardigan... nice. :D

I did it "proper" public once... and was caught.
 
LoL - where haven't I is more like it.

Toss up between the ladies restroom at a church (& audio recording it for a Lit member :devil:)
and then during the middle of a Bible study (courtesy of a guy who was texting me while I had my boditalk escort bullet synced to my cell phone :eek: )
 
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LoL - where haven't I is more like it.

Toss up between the ladies restroom at a church (& audio recording it for a Lit member :devil)
and then during the middle of a Bible study (courtesy of a guy who was texting me while I had my boditalk escort bullet synced to my cell phone :eek: )


Must get to church more!!
 
Sitting outside the Police Station in my truck waiting on a Community Watch meeting to start.
 
In a rubber raft, floating down the Willamette River, while my girlfriend -- who did the same after me -- steered and watched for prying eyes.

Afterward, we ended up in a side slough, fucking, first in the boat, which proved to be harder than we had imagined it to be; and then on the muddy bank, where we got caught by some teen age boys

I love rafting!
 
In the school library. Rocking back on my chair with my cock out.
I could very easily have been caught as just round the corner from the entrance.
The recklessness of youth
 
Awe... No More??

These are GREAT Places... Here are a list of mine for those who are interested...

On every floor in every bathroom in my College Building (Art Institute @ Pittsburgh)
At work in bathroom/ Meeting Room (Hilton Hotel)
Gram's House
Car/ Truck/ While Driving
Chemistry Class (in high school) - what a mess that made...

there has to be more... drawing a blank though... give me time.
 
Come on guys n girls...

where else have you masturbated?

Stories, lists AND PICS are appreciated!!!

We all wanna hear about it!
 
that made me think...

Where haven't I.

public bathrooms
work
dressing rooms
outside, shed, garage, back yard, on the beach, in the woods,
car (frequently)
friends house
house of the family I was babysitting in high school
golf course at night

this one made me think... I have done the dressing room thing too, and the garage and the shed... the woods too, along with the pool, the closet (yeah I liked the pic in the earlier response...) and at the moment I'm drawing another blank... but the correct question for the thread may have been... where Haven't you masturbated... or where WOULD YOU LIKE to masturbate...

Those questions can be answered too!!!
 
LoL - where haven't I is more like it.

Toss up between the ladies restroom at a church (& audio recording it for a Lit member :devil:)
and then during the middle of a Bible study (courtesy of a guy who was texting me while I had my boditalk escort bullet synced to my cell phone :eek: )

This is hot too... I'm a pretty religious person, but I don't think I could top the bible study thing... THAT IS SO HOT!!!!
 
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