Crap Found In Dog Shit

Starfish

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Well, since dogs will eat anything, I knew that it wasn't possible that noone would want to devote a whole website to dog shit and the fucked up shit that people find in it.


I tend to find some of those little cat toy mousies in my dog Jacks shit, as I have to pooperscooper it out of my fucking garden beds. (he thinks he's doing me a favor by not shitting on the lawn)

I will be scoopin, and then see those little black eyes and a red nose atop a clump of plastic encased in fecal hunks and just wonder why???? WHY???? WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY??????


Ack.

Well, here is my favorite cause the least Jay-hole could do for me is plant my fucking garden.....

Sowing the Veggies!
Here's a corny story from David Taylor: "I have a dog that loves to eat table scraps and the like. Well, about two years ago, the corn crop in Indiana was abundant, so we were eating fresh corn on the cob about twice a week or more. our dog loved to eat the corn and chew on the corn cobs. and when he poops he likes to go out behind the garage... well one day we went behind the garage to see what was taking him so long... and there to our surprise was a 5 foot cornstalk with an ear of corn!!!! THIS IS THE GODS HONEST TRUTH. We can't figure out any other way this corn stalk could have gotten planted, so it must have been him. This was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed. Well, I guess it was well fertilized. We did not eat the corn as you can imagine, but it was a novelty just the same."


http://www.watchingyou.com/poop.html

Enjoy and share your favorite crap found in dog turds.
 
ROFLMAO that is hilarious! Reminds me of when my lab decided the couch tasted good, so she ate half a cushion, she shit it out for days....
 
I wonder if nasty gets the same thrill from watching animals defecate?

hmmm....
 
We had a Great Dane when I was young. Sweet, but dumb as hell. One day he was in the yard, saw some rope (not some chintzy little rope, mind you, this was heavy duty rope) and decided to eat it. The next day he was shitting and you could see the rope hanging out of his ass. He looked so forlorn; I felt sorry for him, yet it was comical at the same time... I think someone had to help him by pulling it out, and I'm glad it wasn't me- the thought of having to do that is gross.
 
you are honored to get my 1000th post, bitch!!

25 thumb tacks when my Newf was a puppy...... I had to sift through the shit and count them to make sure one wasn't lodged in the intestines.... Good thing his ass was huge... (still is)
 
Okay, storm you can pay for half of the keyboard.

:D


(actually that isn't funny, it was just the huge ass bit that was so great)

Title for you?
 
How about cats?

When I was a kid our cat got into my mom's sewing stuff. Ate a bunch of gold metalic thread. It ended up passing entirely through him but it was also still attached up at his mouth. It was quite literaly hanging from both ends of him. We found out later that it had somehow gotten caught on the underside of his tongue. We had to have him operated on to get it out of him w/o damage. He recovered nicely and led a full, albiet threadless from that point on, life.

The corn story had me laughing...hehe. Damn funny stuff.
 
Fortune cookies.

Our son bought a whole bag of fortune cookies from an Asian market. He left them lying around in the bag, and you guessed it, the dog thought they were glorious. Next day there were dogpiles with paper fortune remnants...
Your ship will come in with piles of shit
 
Rubyfruit said:
My dog is partial to hard plastic kid toys. She shits in primary colors.


Send her to art school. Sounds like she has a solid grasp of the basic concepts. Or maybe just put a canvas under her ass?
 
My uncle is a loud snorer and my aunt used those squishy yellow earplugs so they could share a bed and both get some sleep. Well, those earplugs kept dissapearing and my aunt would find them in the yard here and there. One day she walked into their bedroom and there was their little brown mini-pinscher up on the nightstand eating the used earplugs. We assume it took awhile for the things to pass through his tiny pipes and end up in a pile. The turd pile would melt away in the rain and leave the little plugs behind...

That dog had a terrible disposition and nervous demeanor.
 
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