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Isn't that where the killers find you?
No, but I have a confession. I like laughing at the "missed connections."
That would just be awful.
Not for the killer...
Over the past 6 months I've sold a ton of stuff on CL. Never my virtue though.
You can't sell something you don't have.
Madame, do not question my virtue or I shall take a strop to your backside.
Sweetheart, you'd have to find restraints strong enough to hold me down first.
Pfffff... I'm bigger, stronger and faster than you. Don't believe for a moment that your youth would match my skill.
Besides, my vow of celibacy has restored my virtue to it's original condition.
I mean, don't you just feel for this guy?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/3490579892.html
Yea, lousy sex but it was your fault - m4w
Living room, ice clinking in our drinks, your lips glistening in the dim candlelight, a soft scent of fine perfume, a silent thunderstorm of desire. Then you did the unimaginable. You poured the rest of your vodka&7 into the small plastic aquarium where my seamonkeys live. I panicked but tried to look calm. You slid down the zipper of your slinky black dress but I had one eye on the seamonkey village as the vodka infused their magical little world. Fine satin underwear, you tossing back your long silky hair, but I couldn't turn away from the turmoil they were now experiencing. Stumbling through their little seamonkey village, singing Firework loud and offkey, yelling "I love you man" down the streets of Seamonkey Village. I was distracted, I couldn't focus on what we were doing. I know it wasn't good. Can I get a do over?
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I did once. I met up with with a girl who would be best described as a hippie, frozen in time, at a bar where there was a Dead cover band playing.
She excused herself at one point so that she could spin like a whirling dervish for no less than ten minutes, full speed, perfect balance, during one of the songs. She was very sweet and smart as a whip, but a little too out there for me.
I'm sure this never happened.
But I still enjoyed it.
I mean, don't you just feel for this guy?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/3490579892.html
I mean, don't you just feel for this guy?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/3490579892.html
Has anyone on here actually tried it?
Does it ever actually work or is it too much scamming people and slimeballs to bother dealing with?