Cracking nuts with my bare hands

[sexy-girl]

all you have to do is think of someone you hate and place the walnut in the palm of your hands and squeeze ... its my show off trick (i know very childish of me)


does anyone have their christmas nuts yet ? ... we have walnuts brazils but not hazelnuts yet i love having nuts for christmas and yes i do mostly use a nut cracker

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

I really like the little oranges that come out at Christmas time - Clementines I think they are. Yummy!

 

[huskie]

you must Hate someone pretty bad then??

 

[Sillyman]

I can't crack nuts with my hands. I have no strength.

 

[sexy-girl]

so, do you think of men when doing this?

only the ones i hate

I can't crack nuts with my hands. I have no strength.

i could tell you the secret of how to do it but your an evil man so i can't


i like the clementines also but we get those all year round really we only have nuts at christmas

 

[sexy-girl]

oh and i forgot i love when i crack a brazil and it comes out perfect

 

[Sillyman]

i could tell you the secret of how to do it but your an evil man so i can't

I'm only partly German.

We get nuts year round here. THeir fairly plentiful.

 

[modest mouse]

Not very lady like of you, Ms. Girl.

No nuts yet here but its tradition to have a large bowl of assorted nuts to munch on through the Holiday.

 

[Guest]

 

[sexy-girl]

I'm only partly German.

We get nuts year round here. THeir fairly plentiful.

no no some germans were evil ... ALL men are evil

i'll give you a hint its all in the thighs


MM i've never said im a lady

 

[concrete]

all you have to do is think of someone you hate and place the walnut in the palm of your hands and squeeze ... its my show off trick (i know very childish of me)


does anyone have their christmas nuts yet ? ... we have walnuts brazils but not hazelnuts yet i love having nuts for christmas and yes i do mostly use a nut cracker

My wife just uses her teeth on my nuts..I give her anything she wants for Presents

 

[Sillyman]

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[MischievousSprite]

does anyone have their christmas nuts yet ?

Isn't this one of those questions where the answer is so obvious you smack yourself in the head for it later?


I got mine. A gift from the Naughty Elf.

Holiday 's

 

[teddybear4play]

I can crack a walnut between my ass cheeks.




See, I stick the walnut there, then I sit down. That fucker gets cracked real good.

TB4p

 

[Never]

Oh, those types of nuts. No, I don't believe I've ever tried.

 

[sexy-girl]

i broke my nut crackers


never what type of nuts have you cracked with your bare hands then ?

 

[Shadowann2]

My grandpa has a huge pecan tree in his backyard. I crack the nuts with my hands and sometimes a little help from a nutcracker, but I hate the stains that the shells leave on my hands!

 

[Guru]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Honey, are you telling me you can crack a brazil nut with your bare hands? I have trouble using a nutcracker on those and they're my favorite!

I'm amazed at your Herculean feats of strength. Come give my nipples a pinch.

 

[scrymettet]

Cracking nuts with my bare hands

Happy that I have cancelled my order to MissT 's santa

 

[The Heretic]

*bump*

 

[sexy-girl]

Honey, are you telling me you can crack a brazil nut with your bare hands? I have trouble using a nutcracker on those and they're my favorite!

I'm amazed at your Herculean feats of strength. Come give my nipples a pinch.

lol i only can do walnuts in my bare hands ... i do the brazils in my teeth *crunch* lol just kidding ... brazil's and hazelnuts is why i need a nut cracker


scrymettet i wouldn't hurt your nuts i promise

 

[JerseyBoy]

all you have to do is think of someone you hate and place the walnut in the palm of your hands and squeeze ... its my show off trick (i know very childish of me)

I'd like to hire you for my next party

 

[Silverluna]

all you have to do is think of someone you hate and place the walnut in the palm of your hands and squeeze ... its my show off trick (i know very childish of me)


does anyone have their christmas nuts yet ? ... we have walnuts brazils but not hazelnuts yet i love having nuts for christmas and yes i do mostly use a nut cracker

*quietly hands you a coconut....*

crack one for me beautiful...^_^