Cow Tipping

[CRaZy]

Fact or urban myth?

 

[indyweasel]

I'll probably regret this answer later...


Fact

 

[Renegade]

Fact

A friend of mine showed me a video tape of some of his relatives doing that. What can I say? I know some VERY strange people. LOL

 

[CRaZy]

Umm..Renegade? Care to elaborate? How many did it take to tip a cow?

 

[Renegade]

Crazy

It was two of his cousins and a friend. They would take turns filming while the other two tips the cow.

 

[R Nitelight]

It all depends on the service.
I believe 15% is traditional.

 

[crystalhunting]

Rural myth is more like it...since when was the last time you saw cows in the city?

 

[Todd]

Fact or urban myth?

*hanging head in shame*

been there and did that

*walks away shamefully*

oh I also made stonehenge type circles using bales of hay but thats another story.

 

[Deborah]

Well, Todd, there you go! The plot for your first story in the contest. Kind of a "Blazing Saddles" scenario for the "NonHuman" category. You tip a cow over with your dick.

 

[Deborah]

Todd, and for a sequel in the "Mind Control" category, you cook the cow, feed it to Sparky, he gets "mad cow disease" and becomes your sex slave.

There you go, Todd! You have two stories practically written already.

 

[Todd]

Actually I have 9 stories written that just need to be proof read and polished and they will be submitted along with the other 17 that I have started to the contest I will not be able to win. All 26 stories will be over 2000 words. and one for each catergory, and I will still lose.

Because the contest is for you and MP and the other elite group

 

[bluntforcemama]

Fact

I did it in highschool... come on, I live in Montana!

 

[Myrrdin]

Fiction......

Either that, or your cows must have a poor sense of balance.
* Remembering the time it took three men (one a qualified veterinary practitioner), a long rope, a large syringe of sedative and lots of sweat. To tip a bull with a stone in his foot.*

 

[bluntforcemama]

No! It works if you hold onto the cows legs...

 

[Todd]

relatively easy with docile milking cows. stnad on one side tie a rope to the hide and front hoof on oposite side bring it under the cow to the side you are on, heft your shoulder under the rib cage as you would do to position your self for manual milking in the barn , then with your ouside foot, hook the rope with your hell and lift your outward. and usually unless the cow gets a burst of energy you should have her over in under 5 minutes, you may want to wark on adjusting your rop length to match your leg length casue abviously you can not cause the instability if you cannot put any tension on the rope

its the same principal used in greco roman olympic style wrestling.

 

[Ally C]

It's all Greek to me ...

its the same principal used in greco roman olympic style wrestling.

Beware the [cow h]ides of March?

I suppose if Britain hosts the Olympics the torch will come in handy for all the cow tipping going on at present.

 

[CRaZy]

Myst? You grab cow's legs while they are asleep in order to tip them and they don't wake up and kick you?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, they try, Crazy... I've been nailed a few times, but usually I opted for the pushing part instead of the hold part. It's been years since I've done anything remotely as stupid as that... hopefully

 

[Beebeeblue]

Todd, and for a sequel in the "Mind Control" category, you cook the cow, feed it to Sparky, he gets "mad cow disease" and becomes your sex slave.

There you go, Todd! You have two stories practically written already.

*walks out of thread laughing her ass off*

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Me being a country Red Neck.... I had Friends who wanted to go cow tipping i of course volunteer to take them to the farm where I grew up and had a pet cow named alfred of course I didn't tell them alfred was a bull..

But any how we went to the farm and they Jumped over the fence, My friend Dave deciede on a nice little female that was catching zzzz's , Well When he proceeded to Run and make a takel so to speak, I called out to alfred , He came Chargeing, Dave did a u-turn to jump over the fence...I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life .. But none the less Alfred the bull Was treated with a dozen apples for his good deed...


THE WIFE

 

[Juspar Emvan]

fact

 

[jcgirl]

Uh huh