Couples that are in love shouldn't buy swing sets
- Thread starter Wings27
- Start date
koalabear
~Armed and Fuzzy~
- Joined
- Mar 14, 2001
- Posts
- 101,964
I thought you only got naughty in parking garages.
I've branched out.
koalabear
~Armed and Fuzzy~
- Joined
- Mar 14, 2001
- Posts
- 101,964
Swinger!
And the teeter totter too!
Spence99
semi-retired
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2004
- Posts
- 42,532
Okay good. I was worried my Valentine's Day was going to get all messed up.
Spence99
semi-retired
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2004
- Posts
- 42,532
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2006
- Posts
- 14,888
I'm trying to think of a way "that's what she said" works in this case.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1519198014700&id=39d1ff257ff95e52962eb3d9e88f361a
Tried it, laughed the whole time.
artemesia_g
Your dog is a jackass.
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2008
- Posts
- 2,904
That's.....attractive.
TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2001
- Posts
- 21,960
Can I invite my momma to join us on the swing set? 
GracefullyYours
Illuminaughty
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2011
- Posts
- 4,282
Thanks. That's....something.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2006
- Posts
- 14,888
I tried it too. It was freaking hilarious.
I set it up once in the garage of a house I once owned. It was a surprise for her. Wonderful woman with a great sense of humor and adventure. The night I had it set up, we were having a few drinks with this other couple we knew. I waited until they left around midnight, buy then were so drunk we could barely walk. Then I brought her into the garage. She was like,'WTF is this?' We stripped naked and kept getting caught in weird positions. Several times, I ended upside down! Swinging back and forth screaming for help!
We finally got it right a few days later, but by then decided it was too much trouble to really enjoy it. Still, we had a lot of fun trying to get it right.
GracefullyYours
Illuminaughty
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2011
- Posts
- 4,282
I tried it too. It was freaking hilarious.
I set it up once in the garage of a house I once owned. It was a surprise for her. Wonderful woman with a great sense of humor and adventure. The night I had it set up, we were having a few drinks with this other couple we knew. I waited until they left around midnight, buy then were so drunk we could barely walk. Then I brought her into the garage. She was like,'WTF is this?' We stripped naked and kept getting caught in weird positions. Several times, I ended upside down! Swinging back and forth screaming for help!
We finally got it right a few days later, but by then decided it was too much trouble to really enjoy it. Still, we had a lot of fun trying to get it right.
Now that just sounds sweet
I tried it too. It was freaking hilarious.
I set it up once in the garage of a house I once owned. It was a surprise for her. Wonderful woman with a great sense of humor and adventure. The night I had it set up, we were having a few drinks with this other couple we knew. I waited until they left around midnight, buy then were so drunk we could barely walk. Then I brought her into the garage. She was like,'WTF is this?' We stripped naked and kept getting caught in weird positions. Several times, I ended upside down! Swinging back and forth screaming for help!
We finally got it right a few days later, but by then decided it was too much trouble to really enjoy it. Still, we had a lot of fun trying to get it right.
That does sound sweet, Grace is right.
I think my main problem was how long my legs are compared to the support of my ass and it was sort of like...do NOT stop supporting my legs otherwise I'm going down face first and while it would have made his day, it would not have made mine.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2006
- Posts
- 14,888
Now that just sounds sweet
You would have liked it too! Getting the set up just right was the hardest part. We had one set each. Several times, I had to climb up to the ceiling rafters to readjust the anchors for the cables. The piece coming from the 'triangle' was a heavy duty spring that worked like a bungee cord.
For the most part, we ended up swinging around naked in the garage and kept bumping into each other! Working up a sexual sweat with very little sex achieved. It worked best when only one was in the swing.
One time, about 4AM, we were making so much noise, a concerned neighbor came rapping on the garage door. I darted to the front door, wrapped in a bed sheet and all sweaty.
I said to him,"Sorry about the noise man, just having fun." He walked away laughing saying I had to tell him about it sometime. I never told him.
Sonnys_Big_Head
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2012
- Posts
- 118
Dear Penthouse Forum:
You would have liked it too! Getting the set up just right was the hardest part. We had one set each. Several times, I had to climb up to the ceiling rafters to readjust the anchors for the cables. The piece coming from the 'triangle' was a heavy duty spring that worked like a bungee cord.
For the most part, we ended up swinging around naked in the garage and kept bumping into each other! Working up a sexual sweat with very little sex achieved. It worked best when only one was in the swing.
One time, about 4AM, we were making so much noise, a concerned neighbor came rapping on the garage door. I darted to the front door, wrapped in a bed sheet and all sweaty.
fixed
Similar threads
