Counting With Jesus

Jeeesus Chriiiiiiist.....it's Jesus Christ!!!

Jesus would you smite Santa for not bringing me an Xbox 360 for Xmas?
 
I don't understand, Jesus should be able to count faster than that. It's Jesus for Christ's sake.
Oh, sorry....
 
Jesus Christ said:
The only bushes I talk to regularly are the ones that are burning. My dad is big into the theatrics.

Wow, your sex life must be boooooooring if those are the only bushes you like.
 
Jesus Christ said:
The only bushes I talk to regularly are the ones that are burning. My dad is big into the theatrics.
LMFAO :D
 
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