Could he possibly be ruder?

[Nathon_88]

My roommate, after I had to shell out 20 bucks to buy a phone this weekend, just pulled the plug out of the phone, because he had to check his bank balance............while I was on the phone.

2 weeks. 2 Weeks...2 FUCKING GODDAMN WEEKS MORE I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS ASSHOLE AS A ROOMMATE!

 

[MissTaken]

I had 12 roommates in four years of college.

I was the one that was easy to get along with . I roomed wiht a dozen different assholes.


Or maybe? Was it meeeeeeeeeee??????

 

[Allexus_TN]

I would calmly plug the phone back in, and then hand him 35 cents and directions to the nearest pay phone. All this should be done without saying a word.

 

[Nathon_88]

I would calmly plug the phone back in, and then hand him 35 cents and directions to the nearest pay phone. All this should be done without saying a word.

I think I'll just let the person phone back.........they wanted to talk to him anyway.....

 

[Wiggles]

http://www.matthill.demon.co.uk/comedy/annoy2.html

Glad to be of service!

 

[Allexus_TN]

**wiping tea of the monitor**
This was hysterical. Favorites?? 18, 20, and 26.

 

[BustyTheClown]

http://www.matthill.demon.co.uk/comedy/annoy2.html

Glad to be of service!

Lol Wiggles, that's a great site. I should have had it last year! I have vowed to be roommate-less for the rest of my college career. A good one to add (if it wasn't on there, I didn't read them all) is to get your tiny boyfriend to drink way too much, then vomit all over the room in front of your roommate who is deathly phobic of vomit; then make her clean it up, as well as holding your b/f up to make sure he doesn't die in his sleep!

I'm sure she didn't do the above as a way to annoy me, but I can tell you we had a different relationship after that... <straight face>

 

[Wiggles]

I found that one when I had my one time xp with room mates. I think I found it through a search of "How to kill off your roomies".


I actually considered doing a few of them.

Good luck Nathon, just steal his favorite Scooby Doo jelly glass before he leaves. You'll feel all better, trust me.

 

[tigerjen]

Those 2 weeks will fly fast for you.......just think...next
year you won't have to room with him!

I know the feeling about roommates....that's why I got
a single room my junior year, then became an RA my
senior year



tigerjen

 

[xMorganx]

I remember my most hated roomate. I think the times when she went 4 days without bathing were the days i almost killed her(except for fear of the trained army of creepie crawlies i thought she may have had). Or when she insited on having me call my guy frineds to come and hang out so she could try to bed one or more.ahhh... thank god for apartments.

 

[Nathon_88]

http://www.matthill.demon.co.uk/comedy/annoy2.html

Glad to be of service!

Thanks...needed that.

 

[Sir Alex 4 U]

I have been fairly lucky with roommates. But even at 38, I am far to old to have one now! I hate having someone else in my home messing with my things. Especially the remote!

 

[AzureAngel]

That's why you learn how to scare off roommates, Nathon. I made one transfer schools and the other move out in the first 4 weeks with me.

Not that I'm an ass. I'm just scary.