Cool Literotica Inventions

[RosevilleCAguy]

Ok I'll give ya $50!

I'm easy, but I ain't cheap.

 

[marksgirl]

I'm easy, but I ain't cheap.

Ok $60 and that is my final offer!

 

[bluemuse]

Ok $60 and that is my final offer!

I'll see that $60 and throw in a chicken suit.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Perverts to the left of him!

Perverts to the Right!


A chicken suit. You really thinK I would go for it for $60.00 and a lousy chicken suit.


Make it Barney, and we got a deal. Purple dinosaurs make me frisky.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I'l throw in another $40 but I ain't watchin!

 

[bluemuse]

I'l throw in another $40 but I ain't watchin!

LOL...coward!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I'l throw in another $40 but I ain't watchin!

What do you have against Barney?

 

[Prince Romeo]

Here's a new one:


A Dominoesatrix:

You can get a slice of pizza and little S&M all delivered and rolled into one. And I don't mean S(ausage) & M(ushroom)!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Restoreskin: It's sold in pharmacies and in men's restroom dispensers. Good for one time use only.

For those of us who had no choice in the matter.

C'mon people, you think this is easy!

 

[Prince Romeo]

TwoJeans:

Blue jeans made for two. Not sure if it's better to be side by side or one in the front and one in the back.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

TwoJeans:

Blue jeans made for two. Not sure if it's better to be side by side or one in the front and one in the back.

They actually have something like this.

Not practical I should think.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Which way are the real TwoJeans arranged? Side by side I would suspect.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Which way are the real TwoJeans arranged? Side by side I would suspect.

It was more as a joke item. I recall seeing them as face to face.


Side by side would be a glorifed three legged race.

 

[sensational204]

The future of cybersex. His..

 

[sensational204]

And hers..

 

[Prince Romeo]

My computers making eyes at me!

 

[marksgirl]

My computers making eyes at me!

Naw, that's me!

 

[Prince Romeo]

He he, well my computer and I are now sharing a smoke. Was it good for you?