cooking for herbivores

[Bert Notorius]

as a carnivore i find feeding the 'flesh eating challenged' tedious and frustrating. it's not like i can ask myself what sounds good because eating the lawn never seems to be a viable option. regardless, i did it with sparkling wit and attention to detail.

"what's that sauce on the veggie kabobs?"

"just something i threw together (yak's blood)."

 

[CandiCame]

You're not a carnivore. You would be dead. And there are a million good sites for vegan recipies if that's what you're wanting. I generally just go to the vegan section of allrecipies.com

Or I just ask myself what sounds good and cut out the animal products. Or use the fake veggie equivilancy of whatever it would be. Fake cheese on pizza and shit like that.

 

[blobfish]

You're not a carnivore. You would be dead. And there are a million good sites for vegan recipies if that's what you're wanting. I generally just go to the vegan section of allrecipies.com

Or I just ask myself what sounds good and cut out the animal products. Or use the fake veggie equivilancy of whatever it would be. Fake cheese on pizza and shit like that.

Don't talk to the Bert. It will follow you home.

 

[Instant_Star]

You're not a carnivore. You would be dead. And there are a million good sites for vegan recipies if that's what you're wanting. I generally just go to the vegan section of allrecipies.com

Or I just ask myself what sounds good and cut out the animal products. Or use the fake veggie equivilancy of whatever it would be. Fake cheese on pizza and shit like that.

I'm not on the top of the food chain to eat fake cheese on my pizza...

 

[CandiCame]

Joke's on him. I don't have a home.

 

[Instant_Star]

Don't talk to the Bert. It will follow you home.

I've had worse things follow me home. My ex is a stunning example.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm not on the top of the food chain to eat fake cheese on my pizza...

I'm not on the top of the food chain. There have been panthers sited around these parts. I know all to well how easy it'd be to be eaten...

And I eat meat, provided I raise and slaughter it. Or someone else pays for it. But I have a lot of vegan friends and I know how to cook for them. I actually don't eat that much meat anyway, because there's not a lot of meat that I like. Even when I cook with meat, I wind up with a really tiny cut because I spend the entire time cutting bits of grisle and fat and whatnot off the meat. My dogs will sit at the base of the stove, RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN WAY and wait on me to throw it down for them.

Like... as in the fucking way as possible. I need to get in the oven.

Sparks: Should I hop in there?
Me: No, it's hot.

Every time.
Every
fucking
time.

 

[blobfish]

Joke's on him. I don't have a home.

Home can be anywhere you hang your hat. If you don't have one of those either, then I guess you're pretty much fucked.

 

[blobfish]

I've had worse things follow me home. My ex is a stunning example.

Stunning? We'll need some pics.

 

[Instant_Star]

Stunning? We'll need some pics.

I don't have pictures of myself tazeing(sp?) him.

 

[blobfish]

I don't have pictures of myself tazeing(sp?) him.

Damn. Tazing is one of my many "things".

 

[Bert Notorius]

vegetables...bleh

 

[RoryN]

as a carnivore i find feeding the 'flesh eating challenged' tedious and frustrating.

You shouldn't do it. You're encouraging them.

 

[1sickbastard]

I'm not on the top of the food chain to eat fake cheese on my pizza...

I am soooo in like with you right now!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Home can be anywhere you hang your hat. If you don't have one of those either, then I guess you're pretty much fucked.

You do realize he is totally bullshitting you?

 

[thør]

vegetables...bleh

Cook 'em on the grille.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm not on the top of the food chain. There have been panthers sited around these parts. I know all to well how easy it'd be to be eaten...

And I eat meat, provided I raise and slaughter it. Or someone else pays for it. But I have a lot of vegan friends and I know how to cook for them. I actually don't eat that much meat anyway, because there's not a lot of meat that I like. Even when I cook with meat, I wind up with a really tiny cut because I spend the entire time cutting bits of grisle and fat and whatnot off the meat. My dogs will sit at the base of the stove, RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN WAY and wait on me to throw it down for them.

Like... as in the fucking way as possible. I need to get in the oven.

Sparks: Should I hop in there?
Me: No, it's hot.

Every time.
Every
fucking
time.

You claim to live in some hillbilly podunk part of Kentucky and it is overrun by vegans.

Highly unlikely.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Cook 'em on the grille.

herbivores are pretty stringy.

 

[thør]

herbivores are pretty stringy.

Gotta get the corn-fed ones.

 

[blobfish]

You do realize he is totally bullshitting you?

Yeah, I kinda figured that he's not really homeless.

 

[Instant_Star]

herbivores are pretty stringy.

Marinade them in a little chicken broth, some garlic, and some red wine vinegar, they're tender up/

 

[QueenLevitra]

herbivores are pretty stringy.

Only the aspare guys.