SnoopDog
Lit's Little Beagle
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2002
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Man, this is really weird.
Ok, promise not to laugh.
I pretty much feel like being marooned on a lonely island when I'm in the kitchen.
With my 22 years of age I still know nothing about cooking. But I recently decided to change this.
So I want to learn to cook.
Since I don't really have someone to show me and teach me stuff I'm in need of a book.
So I thought, 'Well, there must certainly be a good cooking book for beginners'. I even bought two books that sounded promising.
But, oh, was I sadly mistaken.
I mean, it does tell something about basics of cooking but in the end every book that I checked out used expression that sounded to me like they were nautical terms used by the United States Marines or something.
And why can't they give some precise measuring and not always say the clear and definite words 'some', 'a little', 'enough but not too much', 'round a bout'.
To me it seems this is some kind of conspiracy. Women must have some kind of gene for cooking by intuition. (leaves a huge question mark behind all the star-cooks being male)
Anyways, I feel like I'm just about to begin with the biggest quest in all mankind. For me to learn cooking without ending up throwing it in the trash and order a pizza. Wish me luck.
Snoopy, le chef-dog
Ok, promise not to laugh.
I pretty much feel like being marooned on a lonely island when I'm in the kitchen.
With my 22 years of age I still know nothing about cooking. But I recently decided to change this.
So I want to learn to cook.
Since I don't really have someone to show me and teach me stuff I'm in need of a book.
So I thought, 'Well, there must certainly be a good cooking book for beginners'. I even bought two books that sounded promising.
But, oh, was I sadly mistaken.
I mean, it does tell something about basics of cooking but in the end every book that I checked out used expression that sounded to me like they were nautical terms used by the United States Marines or something.
And why can't they give some precise measuring and not always say the clear and definite words 'some', 'a little', 'enough but not too much', 'round a bout'.
To me it seems this is some kind of conspiracy. Women must have some kind of gene for cooking by intuition. (leaves a huge question mark behind all the star-cooks being male)
Anyways, I feel like I'm just about to begin with the biggest quest in all mankind. For me to learn cooking without ending up throwing it in the trash and order a pizza. Wish me luck.
Snoopy, le chef-dog