Cooking.. and multi-tasking

[TN_Vixen]

So, I have a roast in the crock pot and am currently cooking a chicken fried rice dinner.

Where's my maid? I need someone to clean up these damn dishes as I cook!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll be your cook, if you'll be my laundress.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Ruby darling.. I'll be your sex-tress.

That's a new word I just made up for sexual slave. C'mon sugar, tell me what's in store.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thats what kids were invented for... I've got mine trained to do the washing up as I cook... Damn life is good...

 

[alildevilish]

damn it

where is HE??

 

[Rubyfruit]

Vixen, as my sextress (if you should accept the, ahem, position), you will be required to wake me each morning by way of orgasm. Thirty to fourty minutes of cunnilingus should wake me up sufficiently to be ready for you to fuck me with a dildo that was made from an exact replica of PC's cock.

After that, I want you to shower, shave (everywhere), put on a slutty outfit and wait for me in my room.

I'll come in for you around noon. I want you laying on my bed, legs open. No panties.

You'll be lunch.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: damn it

where is HE??

Who...?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Vixen, as my sextress (if you should accept the, ahem, position), you will be required to wake me each morning by way of orgasm. Thirty to fourty minutes of cunnilingus should wake me up sufficiently to be ready for you to fuck me with a dildo that was made from an exact replica of PC's cock.

After that, I want you to shower, shave (everywhere), put on a slutty outfit and wait for me in my room.

I'll come in for you around noon. I want you laying on my bed, legs open. No panties.

You'll be lunch.

ROTFLMAO... come on now Ruby... you have to be more specific...

 

[Ice Cold]

I'm too tired to multi-task... I'll just rest and video tape it all.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Vixen, as my sextress (if you should accept the, ahem, position), you will be required to wake me each morning by way of orgasm. Thirty to fourty minutes of cunnilingus should wake me up sufficiently to be ready for you to fuck me with a dildo that was made from an exact replica of PC's cock.

After that, I want you to shower, shave (everywhere), put on a slutty outfit and wait for me in my room.

I'll come in for you around noon. I want you laying on my bed, legs open. No panties.

You'll be lunch.

damn.

damn.

damn.

 

[Guest]

I'll clean up the dishes if you'll just bend over a little more for me.

 

[Northern Lights]

I'll be your cook, if you'll be my laundress.

I offer my buttler services to both Rubyfruit and TN_Vixen. Anyone want to be waited on hand and foot and thighs and breasts and .....?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

So, I have a roast in the crock pot and am currently cooking a chicken fried rice dinner.

Where's my maid? I need someone to clean up these damn dishes as I cook!

Hello TN, long time no see. I'm starving. Your meals sound delicious. Tell me, is your AV showing your cooking outfit?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chicklet]

Sigh...if you find a good maid, PLEASE send her my way. All of this cleaning is depressing...(not that I do it, mostly I just think about it)...

If i was your maid would you let me wear one of those cute little french maid outfits?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

and thighs and breasts and .....?

And all I can think of is roast chicken.