Cookie's Couch...

[cookiejar]

Why thank you for seeing me Doctor Cookie.

Yes, I will now supp upon my fish....

then, as you advise, I will get down to my dessert of Cookie and Cream Pie a little later...

until then....

I hope that you have a successful day on your couch.......

your welcome...I'm an equal opportunity shrink...

BTW...I'm never on my couch...after work and a few drinks I'm under it.

 

[Native Alien]

Uh oh, Cookiejar and scissors, ummm guys, you might want to be careful and keep an eye on her.

Yea I know Cookie that you couldn't destroy their libidos.

 

[STUDDOG]

I may clip your tail!! The doc owns a poodle...

Now where did I put those scissors?

I knew that silly ....was just kidding Doc

 

[cookiejar]

"It all began when, (taking a deep breath), when, um she cancelled a rendezvous with me to go vibrator shopping with her sister. I mean, dammit, I could have colored myself green!""

Flinging myself onto the couch, curled up in a fetal position, facing the wall.

Red I suggest that "turnabout is fair play." Here is your own 9 inch vibrator and your own tube of KY.... that fetal position is just perfect Let Dr. Cookie examine you...

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Uh oh, Cookiejar and scissors, ummm guys, you might want to be careful and keep an eye on her.

Yea I know Cookie that you couldn't destroy their libidos.

but your supposed to help me find mine smiles?

 

[cookiejar]

I knew that silly ....was just kidding Doc

Take this down NA...

Mr. S. Dog... Long haired canine type...


prone to begging
chasing his own tail
loves his belly scratched
a master of sweet talk

Basically his bark is worse than his bite...

 

[PepperTed]

your welcome...I'm an equal opportunity shrink...

BTW...I'm never on my couch...after work and a few drinks I'm under it.

thank you darling girl....

so what sort of wild water do you drink at the end of your day?

 

[cookiejar]

thank you darling girl....

so what sort of wild water do you drink at the end of your day?

A friend got me hooked on brandy...I sit here all snooty looking, nose in the air and drink from my snifter till I pass out.

 

[PepperTed]

A friend got me hooked on brandy...I sit here all snooty looking, nose in the air and drink from my snifter till I pass out.

That is so bloody marvelous.

The very vision of a professional at play.

Frasier Krane will be so very proud of you.

Do you have a particular favourite Brandy that you enjoy?

 

[cookiejar]

That is so bloody marvelous.

The very vision of a professional at play.

Frasier Krane will be so very proud of you.

Do you have a particular favourite Brandy that you enjoy?

It is called Armagnac...I was told it is real smooth, I only know it goes down easy...

 

[PepperTed]

It is called Armagnac...I was told it is real smooth, I only know it goes down easy...

Yes.

The royalty of brandies I believe it is called in some circles...
I am glad that you enjoy.

 

[redrider4u]

Red I suggest that "turnabout is fair play." Here is your own 9 inch vibrator and your own tube of KY.... that fetal position is just perfect Let Dr. Cookie examine you...

Yowza, next time warm up that ky in your hands, Dr. Cookie.....

 

[cookiejar]

Yowza, next time warm up that ky in your hands, Dr. Cookie.....

Now just relax Red...Cookie is a trained professional

 

[STUDDOG]

Take this down NA...

Mr. S. Dog... Long haired canine type...


prone to begging
chasing his own tail
loves his belly scratched
a master of sweet talk

Basically his bark is worse than his bite...

Ok....Miss smarty pants......so you know my ways!...but I bet you never seen me put my hind leg paw in my ear and scratch .......or drag my butt across the carpet (note to self: got to stop sitting in the poison ivy)




Hugs and kisses Trace

 

[cookiejar]

Ok....Miss smarty pants......so you know my ways!...but I bet you never seen me put my hind leg paw in my ear and scratch .......or drag my butt across the carpet (note to self: got to stop sitting in the poison ivy)




Hugs and kisses Trace

It is a doctor's job to know her patients but you are a tough case. Let's see...you I'm not sure if you need a shrink or a vet...

I need to call in my colleague...


Mr. Dog...meet Dr. Walt...the local vethttp://www.medfacts.com/gifs/shldr1.gif

 

[redrider4u]

Now just relax Red...Cookie is a trained professional

Do I get my last cigarette now or later?

 

[STUDDOG]

It is a doctor's job to know her patients but you are a tough case. Let's see...you I'm not sure if you need a shrink or a vet...

I need to call in my colleague...


Mr. Dog...meet Dr. Walt...the local vethttp://www.medfacts.com/gifs/shldr1.gif

gurrrrrrrrrrrrr....that dudes not sticking any fingers up, on or around this dogs privates.........gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[cookiejar]

Do I get my last cigarette now or later?

Well Red I said I was a trained professional, the problem is a professional what?


Here ya go...http://www.rnw.nl/society/assets/images/cigarettes.jpg


This is gonna hurt you more than me...*snapping on rubber gloves*

 

[cookiejar]

gurrrrrrrrrrrrr....that dudes not sticking any fingers up, on or around this dogs privates.........gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Here you go Dr. Walt...muzzle him...

http://www.webaccess.net/~harmse/a-muzzle.gif


Hell look at his face! He's enjoying this way too much!

 

[STUDDOG]

Here you go Dr. Walt...muzzle him...

http://www.webaccess.net/~harmse/a-muzzle.gif


Hell look at his face! He's enjoying this way too much!

Cookie....are you not aware that unauthorized filming of the
private doings between Doctor and dog is illegal .......geeeeee

(I do look like I'm having a good time .....(note to self...hold tongue in)

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Here you go Dr. Walt...muzzle him...

http://www.webaccess.net/~harmse/a-muzzle.gif


Hell look at his face! He's enjoying this way too much!

LMAO @ Cookie, your right, with that tongue hanging out like that he looks like he's having way too much fun.

 

[Native Alien]

Good Grief Cookie, I leave you alone to deal with r/l and look what happens. lol.

 

[cookiejar]

LMAO @ Cookie, your right, with that tongue hanging out like that he looks like he's having way too much fun.

Well Elizabeth, Dr. Walt has that effect on his patients. I must really learn his secret...

 

[cookiejar]

Good Grief Cookie, I leave you alone to deal with r/l and look what happens. lol.

I know, the flakes(errrr I mean patients) are coming out of the woodwork? BTW...find LKP's libido yet?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Well Elizabeth, Dr. Walt has that effect on his patients. I must really learn his secret...

You and me both, but I'm not so sure I wanna talk to that Dr Walt, he's kinda odd lookin, ya know? No wonder Stud was growlin at him. Don't think I'd want him pokin me either.