Cookie's Carnival

[cookiejar]

Is now open! First up is the Tunnel of Love ... Very long, very dark and completely private. Please keep discarded clothing items in the cars as they clog the machinery!

Any problems will be addressed by my manager Luster Munky. I will be too busy basically being slutty.

Cue the annoying carnival music!

 

[Grifters]

*buys a row of tickets for rides*

 

[cookiejar]

*buys a row of tickets for rides*

Find yourself a gal and go for it!

 

[Kudram123]

This sounds like fun, any gals wanna go for a ride in the love tunnel?

Will there be a shooting range added later?
Or something else where I can win my date a stuffed toy

 

[Grifters]

Find yourself a gal and go for it!

There is a hand in the cookie jar joke to be made there, I am sure of it

 

[LusterMunky]

I will be too busy basically being slutty.

Good girl!

 

[LusterMunky]

Very long, very dark and completely private

Is this a euphemism for your vagina?

 

[cookiejar]

This sounds like fun, any gals wanna go for a ride in the love tunnel?

Will there be a shooting range added later?
Or something else where I can win my date a stuffed toy

Sure thing along with a kissing booth, dunking pen, etc.

There is a hand in the cookie jar joke to be made there, I am sure of it

Believe me I've heard them all!

Good girl!

 

[cookiejar]

Is this a euphemism for your vagina?

Long?

 

[Kudram123]

Sure thing along with a kissing booth, dunking pen, etc.
:

Ooh, Who's in the booth an Pen then

 

[cookiejar]

This sounds like fun, any gals wanna go for a ride in the love tunnel?

Will there be a shooting range added later?
Or something else where I can win my date a stuffed toy

What the hell! Come on ...

 

[Kudram123]

What the hell! Come on ...

Ooooh, To the Tunnel with Cookiejar?

 

[cookiejar]

Ooooh, To the Tunnel with Cookiejar?

Yes, wanna be my Keebler Elf?

 

[Kudram123]

Yes, wanna be my Keebler Elf?

A quick google has me on edge,
What would be my "job discribtion"

 

[cookiejar]

A quick google has me on edge,
What would be my "job discribtion"

I could be crass and say licking my creamy filling but I won't.

Climb in and we will give this baby an inaugural ride.

 

[cookiejar]

*Takes off clothes and riding alone in just a thong.*

 

[Kudram123]

I could be crass and say licking my creamy filling but I won't.

Climb in and we will give this baby an inaugural ride.

Ok!

*climbs in the seat*

Lets roll!

 

[Kudram123]

*Takes off clothes and riding alone in just a thong.*

Aha, caught you just in time

Nice ehm, outfit

 

[cookiejar]

Ok!

*climbs in the seat*

Lets roll!

Too bad ... you missed out! I'm an impatient slut!

 

[cookiejar]

Aha, caught you just in time

Nice ehm, outfit

Okay, climb in. Your feet are wet from running in the water!

 

[Kudram123]

Okay, climb in. Your feet are wet from running in the water!

Yes, I am...

Let me take my trousers off, the are all wet!

Oh look, I splashed my shirt to...

 

[cookiejar]

Yes, I am...

Let me take my trousers off, the are all wet!

Oh look, I splashed my shirt to...

*female voice from inside tunnel* Oh my I just love feeling around in the dark!

 

[Kudram123]

*female voice from inside tunnel* Oh my I just love feeling around in the dark!

Did you just hear that?

I like her thinking

 

[cookiejar]

Did you just hear that?

I like her thinking

Should I use that standard line ... Ooooo you're big all over?

 

[Kudram123]

Should I use that standard line ... Ooooo you're big all over?

You know what they say baby, tall body, big hands, big feet, big ....